Govende

[AlinaX]

Tender is the pain of an empty wallet after an hour with a sex worker.

What is a wallet?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is a wallet?

A wallet is a small divider between cubicles in a Roman brothel. The brothels themselves are separated by full-size dividers called "walls."

What are "cubicles?"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What are "cubicles?"

Cubicles are cuticles that are shaped at right angles.


what is shaping?

 

[AlinaX]

Shaping is another word for cosmetic surgery.

What are cosmetics?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What are cosmetics?

Cosmetics is the study of the universe rendered in false colours to make it more attractive.

What is false?

 

[AlinaX]

False is a rhythmic sexual coupling set to music in 3/4 time, popular in Austrian hard-core porn.

What is a polka?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is a polka?

Energetic sharing of couples to a beat, often with amusing lyrics interwoven.

what's "interwoven"?

 

[AlinaX]

Interwoven is German for a quickie (usually in a toilet cubicle) during an (e.g., theatre) performance break.

What's a quickie?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a quickie?

Quick is fast, speedy. Quickies are intimate, friendly speed.

So what's speed?

 

[AlinaX]

Speed is a variant of a golden shower affectionately termed pink champagne.

What are bubbles?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Speed is a variant of a golden shower affectionately termed pink champagne.

Eeeew!

What are bubbles?

Bubbles is:
a famous porn starlet known for her stereotypical blonde behavior onscreen.
The sucking sensation as a cock slides out of a tight wet orifice
a descriptor for certain often artificially augmented body parts


So what's a starlet?

 

[AlinaX]

A starlet is an alien that resembles a bird.

What's a bird?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a bird?

Birds are gestures that are considered rude but can also be an intimate invitation.

What are invitations?

 

[AlinaX]

An invitation is a request for tenders. Multiple potential partners are asked to submit plans for a sexual encounter, and the most erotic is then implemented.

What is tender?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is tender?

Tenders can be:
Chicken
A well-worn west end of an east bound painbunny
Full of fuel
Soft and delicate and kinky-kind


So what's a chicken?

 

[Vix_Giovanni]

Tenders can be:
Chicken
A well-worn west end of an east bound painbunny
Full of fuel
Soft and delicate and kinky-kind


So what's a chicken?

A chicken tries to convince the world he crossed the road only to get to the other side, but in reality, he crossed to avoid the unknown hardships of taking the road less traveled. Ambitionless, the chicken will never fly. Sometimes, the chicken’s limpness makes others want to choke it.

What is reality?

 

[AlinaX]

Reality is a semi-scripted performance in which the actors are paid according to their degree of absurdity.

What are actors?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What are actors?

Actors are:
- Those that create effects, vice those that receive effects
- Practicing "Do you want fries with that?"
- Paid according to their degree of absurdity
- Overpopulated

So what's absurdity?

 

[AlinaX]

Absurdity is the practice of demonstrating sexual prowess that defy suspension of disbelief.

What is suspension?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is suspension?

Suspension is the technical jargon examining the angle from the horizontal of an erect cock or nipple. One that points straight up would have a suspension of 90, one that points down -90.

What is 90?

 

[Vix_Giovanni]

Suspension is the technical jargon examining the angle from the horizontal of an erect cock or nipple. One that points straight up would have a suspension of 90, one that points down -90.

What is 90?

Ninety is the number of degrees in the shade when shade is worth commenting on. Likewise, when a bitch is not an issue for you, ninety is nine less than the standard number of problems.

What is a problem?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is 90?

90 is a right angle. It takes three sinister angles to make one dexter. 90 is also the age at which, when a doctor asks to see a man's sexual organs, the patient raises his hand and sticks out his tongue.

What is a dexter?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is a problem?

A problem is a probe on a Lunar Exploration Module. If inserted dexterously, it will elicit a very positive response from Madame Luna.

What is dexter?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is dexter?

Dexter's are people who mainline dextrose, a form of sugar.

So, what's sugar?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So, what's sugar?

Sugar is something a guy's girlfriend gives him. It comes from the French, and is yet another portmanteau in the vocabulary of l'amour. When her beau requests some pleasure from his blonde, she replies, 'bien sur, garcon,' or "of course, boy." The phrase is shortened and elided to "sugar" in English.

What's elided?