Govende

[UsuallyPresent]

Know is of course Biblical for fuck. The Tree of Knowledge, for example, is the earliest extant tale of vine erotica.

What's a vine?

Vine is derived from the latin 'via' - to go. It may best be translated as 'come'.


What's 'translated'?

 

[AlinaX]

Translation is (a) the paradigm shift associated with realising you are not cis (b) a shift in gender identity through artificial means.

What is artifice?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Translation is (a) the paradigm shift associated with realising you are not cis (b) a shift in gender identity through artificial means.

What is artifice?

ARTIficial ICE is a crystalline material that maintains a temperature cooler than room temperature. It is extremely useful for sexplay as it does not drip or dilute other fluids.


What's room?

 

[AlinaX]

A room is a really oversexed older man.

What's a view?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's a view?

A "view" is a delight for an oversexed older man. It is a glimpse of a young face smiling, of a breast accidentally exposed from side or down-blouse, of a bikinied body at a beach, of the under-side of a stockinged thigh caught when the woman across the metro car crosses her legs. It is all this and more. Much more. Simple, but delightful.

What is a "metro?"

 

[AlinaX]

A metro is someone who lays sleepers.

What is ballast?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is ballast?

Ballast is a prosthetic device that serves to counteract the effect of asymmetrical testes.

What is "asymmetrical?"

 

[AlinaX]

Just as 69 is antisymmetrical, asymmetrical refers to any sexual position that is not invariant under rotation.

What is a lie group?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is a lie group?

A lie group is at least one member larger than a folie à deux.

What is a heliotrope?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is a heliotrope?

A heliotrope is the trope opposed to mooning

What's 'opposed'?

 

[AlinaX]

To be opposed is to be on one's knees with lips parted in anticipation of a stream of cum.

What is streaming?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is streaming?

Streaming refers to a situation of continuous ejaculation in contrast to the more common intermittent eruptions.

What is "intermittent?"

 

[AlinaX]

Intermittent is masturbation with - and, in the case of a penis, into - gloves.

What's a fox?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's a fox?

"Fox" is a colloquial term elided from "female ox." It denotes a woman who can draw a lot of plowmen behind her.


What is a "plowman?"

 

[AlinaX]

Plo[w(o)]man is a gel that eases the throat to facilitate deep-throating during oral sex.

What is whistle blowing?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is whistle blowing?

Fellatio to a tune, a rare skill indeed.

What’s a skill?

 

[AlinaX]

A skill is a soft kill (a negative one).

What's a hang up?

 

[de_valmont]

A skill is a soft kill (a negative one).

What's a hang up?

It's when hanging body parts (male limbs, some breasts) are lifted by a bra or rope.



What's seduction?

 

[EbersMoll]

Whereas conduction is the transfer of heat or electricity along a conductor, seduction is what happens when the transfer stops due to the transfer media feeling a bit knackered and deciding to become sedentary. In which case the conductor can be said to have become a seducer.

What’s a transfer?

 

[AlinaX]

A transfer is a sex doll that perfectly mimics a real human, at least as far as primary inputs and outputs go.

What's a switch?

 

[EbersMoll]

Switch is a sub-brand of the Swatch watch empire, targeted at members of the British upper class who speak in Received Pronunciation.

What’s pronunciation?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What’s pronunciation?

A job or profession that miraculously impregnates (seemingly) virginal women

What's a miracle?

 

[EbersMoll]

What's a miracle?

Drips of water frozen so perfectly one can see one’s own reflection in the resulting solid.

What’s perfection?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What’s perfection?

Perfection is the state of being that lies between perception and perdition.


What is "being?"

 

[EbersMoll]

What is "being?"

Being is the state of existence before seeing.

What is state?