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[UsuallyPresent]

What is "escape?"

Capes are lengths of cloth worn on the back. Escapes are capes that are sculpted to bend from side to side along the back.


What is 'bend'?

 

[AlinaX]

Bend, or more properly b'end, a contraction of back end, is a colloquialism for the rear entrance. Popular in nineteenth century penny dreadfuls, where heroines frequently cried, "I am a virgin, you monster! If you must have me, take me in the bend!" or, "Alas, I'm undone in the bend!" In modern English, the usage persists in the phrase, "I'm being driven round the bend!"

What's a penny?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

very good one, AlinaX; thank you.

What's a penny?

A "penny" is the traditional price of a thought, and offered preferably for a dreadful thought, at least morally dreadful. It dates from a time when a penny was worth far more than one is now. The French, being more romantic, offered a pansy for the same, as in "une pensée pour tes pensées."

What is "romantic?"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is "romantic?"

The dreaded arthropod, the Roman Tick, is known for its traditional phalanx pharynx assault mode where a line of bugs marches along taking regularly spaced bites.

So, what's a phalanx?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So, what's a phalanx?

A "phalanx" is, simply enough, a lanky phallus. Such proportions in a man's evidence of manhood are greatly in demand by women of narrow sheaths who desire great depth of penetration but are uncomfortable with the girth of phalli of more standard proportion in girth to length.

What is a "sheath?"

 

[AlinaX]

A sheath is a latex skirt so tight-fitting it serves to reveal what other skirts seek to conceal.

What is latex?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is latex?

Latex {pronounced LaTeck} is a geeky way to write online, and a sexy way to write on bodies.

What is writing?

 

[AlinaX]

(Was amused the other day to discover Apple Keynote now uses LaTeX for equations.)

Writing is chisel marks in clay, or chalk lines on concrete, or characters (glyphs) on cellulose, or any other such mystical symbolism designed to coerce an unnatural order on life.

What is nature?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Nature, as compared with nurture, is a cold, sterile, glass & plastic existence


What's existence?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's existence?

"Existence" refers to situations where prior spouses insist that you were the cause of the break-up.

What is "prior?"

 

[AlinaX]

A prior is a lover you meet before going home to your beloved.

What's an affair?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's an affair?

"Affair" is an Irish euphemism for a secret sexual tryst. It derives from going to "a fair," where one expected to find a partner, such as the fair in Dingle or in County Clare.

What is "tryst?"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is "tryst?"

Tryst is a contraction of the phrase "TRY firST". This came about as the intent to have sex with the first attractive person you come across. If that doesn't work - repeat until success.

What's success?

 

[AlinaX]

Success is the achievement of swallowing without spilling.

What's a swallow?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's a swallow?

"Swallow" is a multiple portmanteau combining "swale," or depression between ridges, with "low," emphasizing the depth of the depression, with "fallow," since it has been left uncultivated, and, finally, with "blow," alluding to fellatio. It thus designates a place in nature where a man can stand while a woman kneels without being observed.

What is "uncultivated?"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is "uncultivated?"

Uncultivated has multiple meanings.

It refers to potential partners (sexual, business, or otherwise) who have not been properly invited to partnership

It refers to virginal territory, the land that has never known axe, plow or digging stick

It also refers to a talent that has not had sufficient effort applied to turn it into a true advantage for the talented one.

What's "one"?

 

[AlinaX]

One, derived from onanism, is to self-excite to the point of orgasm, e.g., "She watched the men work their mighty shafts, one on one, and soon joined in, coming as one."

What's a shaft?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a shaft?

Shafts have multiple connotations.


A shaft can be a deep, dark, mysterious and often damp hole that needs thorough exploration.

A shaft is needed to lead to fletching - can't fletch without a shaft involved.

A shaft can be a Bowlderization for 'fuck' or 'cock' depending on usage.

What's a usage?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's a usage?

"Usage" is an elision of "Use-Age," or the age at which a person can legally be used for sexual purposes. It varies from country to country, and even among different jurisdictions within a country, such as within the United States of America, and often differs according to gender. Vatican City is noted for having the youngest age for females among Western Countries.

What is "jurisdiction?"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is "jurisdiction?"

"Juris" come from the latin for 'law", "dict" comes from the latin vulgate for having had sex. Thus it contrives to 'laying down the law' as in 'getting fucked over, legally'


what's Law?

 

[AlinaX]

Law is a Scots word for a prominent rounded/conical mound, e.g., "Look at the laws on that lassie!"

What is a peak?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is a peak?

A "peak" is an apex, an acme, a zenith; it is the nipple atop a supine breast, the height of a navel when a back arches in orgasm; it is the experience of a rush of blood to the brain in orgasm; it is orgasm itself.

What is "supine?"

 

[AlinaX]

Supine (e-ni-pus backwards) is code for 'any pussy', thus the familiar cry of the lecher: "Sup- sup- supine! Sup- sup- supine!"

What is a lecher?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is a lecher?

A French fetishist into lactation is known to be into "leche", milk. Thus a leche-r is a lactation fetishist.


what's 'known'?

 

[AlinaX]

Know is of course Biblical for fuck. The Tree of Knowledge, for example, is the earliest extant tale of vine erotica.

What's a vine?