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UsuallyPresent said:
What’s gratification?
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Gratification means having sex with a prisoner or some one similar. It is a combination of "grate" and "fornication," and was originally applied to the practice of conjugal visits before the use of conjugal trailers, when the couple would have to enjoy each other through the cell bars.

What is conjugal?
 
Tio_Narratore said:
Gratification means having sex with a prisoner or some one similar. It is a combination of "grate" and "fornication," and was originally applied to the practice of conjugal visits before the use of conjugal trailers, when the couple would have to enjoy each other through the cell bars.

What is conjugal?
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Much like gratification, conjugal has a jailhouse origin. It represents visits, willing or otherwise, between convicts ('con') that have been lubricated via use of illegal alcoholic beverages, usually carried in a 'jug'.


What is 'lubricated'?
 
To lubricate (cf. lubricious) is to conduct oneself lewdly in a public house with the intent to sexually arouse others and/or cause offense. Attributed to Shakespeare: "To the ale house, good men, where we shall anon no longer be good but, alas for those well bred ladies, be well lubricated!"

What is anon?
 
Negatives are white-and-black photographs, known in the erotic trade as black pearls.

What is a pearl?
 
Glistens, from the French is gliding with touching, e.g., "Ses mains me glistensaient."

What is main?
 
Main, or more correctly Ma’in, is a question a redneck asks to inquire as to the whereabouts of a mother.

What is a question?
 
EbersMoll said:
Main, or more correctly Ma’in, is a question a redneck asks to inquire as to the whereabouts of a mother.

What is a question?
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A sexually or even electrically (rarely, and quite kinky, both) goal is made up of questions.

What’s a goal?
 
UsuallyPresent said:
A sexually or even electrically (rarely, and quite kinky, both) goal is made up of questions.

What’s a goal?
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A Goal, is something sadly not often seen these days by fans of the English Premier League team, Manchester United. Fortunately for such people, at the other end of the East Lanc's Road, goals can be seen aplenty at the home of the Mighty Red Football Machine, (aka Liverpool FC), Anfield.

What is United?
 
Opening is the literary description of climax. For some, the very act of opening can be orgasmic. Excuse me, back in a mo...

What's a mo?
 
AlinaX said:
What's a mo?
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Mo, or more correctly M. O. is a code that users of various erotic message boards use to indicate they will be away from the keyboard for a Momentary Orgasm.

What’s a code?
 
A code is a German girlfriend. My favourite flavour is Black Forest.

What's a vampire?
 
EbersMoll said:
What is a goth?
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Goth is a Middle English form of the verb "to go." It derives from its conjugation in the present tense, "goeth," but has a specialized female sexual denotation. "She goth," then, should be read more fully as "she goeth down," meaning she's always available for sexual intercourse.

What is "denotation?"
 
42 is six multiplied by nine.
Detonation is the sad, slow decline from athletic prowess to couch potato.

What's a potato?
 
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