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What are encounters?

Encounters are CPAs who work for the Board of Censors. It is their job to tally the number of times a female character in a work of fiction is sexually entered so that the Board can make an objective ruling on the age-suitability of the work.

What is fiction?
 
Fiction is the ratio of erotic traction to literary pressure.

What is literary?
 
While the dromedary is noted for its single hump, the literary has many humps, and is the apotheosis of the apothecary.

What is apotheosis?

Apo is a prefix meaning away from, or apart from. Theo as a root word deals with the Gods. Together this means it's the part furthest from the Gods, typically the soles of the feet or the buttocks' contact points with something being sat upon.

What's a prefix?
 
A ceremony is a word for sex with a temple prostitute, originally at the Temple to Venus at Caere. It is, however, a false etymology that ceremonial describes the moans of worship during oral intercourse.

What is etymology?
 
What’s a misspelling?

"Misspelling" denotes the disrobing of an unmarried maiden. See Miss (Mod Eng - unmarried female) and Pellis (Med Lat - skin) + ing (action), thus "miss-pell-ing refers to the action of a maiden baring her skin.

What is disrobing?
 
To disrobe is to make fun of someone's clothing, usually for being excessive.

What is excessive?
 
A spouse (pl. spice) is a small animal similar in appearance to a mouse. Its large, distinctive eyes give it the impression of being utterly fascinated by what it sees, earning it the nickname Peeping Jerry.

What are eyes?
 
Nothing is a Handmaid's.

What is a donut?

Donuts are rinkies, a car maneuver where the vehicle spins at least 360 degrees as it continues in the same direction. These are particularly aided by ice, freezing rain, slushy snow, wet leaves or other slippery driving conditions.


So - what are conditions?
 
Lucky is being able to answer questions like this online, having friends hither and yon to play silly games like this, and being comfortable enough to look forwards to doing it all again when desired.


What's 'desired'?

Lucky is incredibly anti-social attribute some people have whereby they can force all the bad shit to happen to others.


What is shit?

Lucky is a coin with two sides, but shit is something definitely not to be desired. Except by a coprophiliac, I guess.

What is a coin?
 
"'Ere, you wanna watch out," the farmer said. "That one's a coin."

I frowned over the unexpected word. "A coin?"

"Aye, a tosser. Y' ken?"

...

What's a farmer?
 
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