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[UsuallyPresent]

What is "confused?"

When two or more organizations dedicated to a weekend or week long gathering become one, they are said to have become 'con-fused'.


What're organizations?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

When two or more organizations dedicated to a weekend or week long gathering become one, they are said to have become 'con-fused'.


What're organizations?

Organizations:

1) groups of people interested in the size of other people's organs, including such characteristics as length, girth, and number of pipes.

2) fetishes focused on thin, plain weave, sheer fabrics traditionally made from silk.

What is "sheer?"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is "sheer?"

One who is sexually active with one or more female partners is considered a she-er.

What's "sexual"?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's "sexual"?

Am arcane contraction of "sex" and "usual," current among escorts and referring to the predictability of requests from regular clients, as in response to a question"
"What did he want you to to do?"
"Oh, just the sexual."

What is arcane?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is arcane?

A corruption of the BDSM-practicing couples' frequently-used phrase, "our cane", as in "Honey, where's our cane?"

What's practicing?

 

[AlinaX]

Practicing is the art of imperfection, or the anticipation of climax. "Don't come in, Ma!" the boy shouted through the bedroom door. "I'm practicing! I'll come downstairs in a minute..."

What's a bedroom, and does it really have eyes?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a bedroom, and does it really have eyes?

Drooming is the practice and art of Dread Booming, a newer subset of Black Metal or Death Metal. Be-drooming is thus the act of Drooming.

Given drooming is currently solely a human pastime or profession, in most cases be-drooming has eyes.


So - what ARE eyes, anyways?

 

[AlinaX]

Eyes are little spheres that follow people around rooms, and are particularly attracted to areas beneath skirts.

What's a skirt?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's a skirt?

A skirt is the sound of a bagpipe cut short, as if it were kilt dead.

What's kilt?

 

[AlinaX]

The kilt is the hide of the haggis.

What's a caber?

 

[EbersMoll]

The kilt is the hide of the haggis.

What's a caber?

A caber is one who predominantly travels around town in a yellow sedan.

What is a sedan.

 

[AlinaX]

Sedan and Shaddap is a pedagogical discipline in which pupils are regularly caned, usually for spurious reasons.

What's a cane?

 

[EbersMoll]

What's a cane?

A cane is a dream for some, a nightmare for others.

Who are others?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A cane is a dream for some, a nightmare for others.

Who are others?

'other' is derived from the ancient norse rune Othel

Othel has to do with one's homeland, or inheritance.

Others therefore has to do with those from multiple homes or those with multiple inheritances.


What are runes?

 

[EbersMoll]

'other' is derived from the ancient norse rune Othel

Othel has to do with one's homeland, or inheritance.

Others therefore has to do with those from multiple homes or those with multiple inheritances.


What are runes?

Runes is text speak used by the young hip to ascertain whether the respondent is on a retro games console made by Nintendo.

What’s Nintendo?

 

[AlinaX]

Nintendo is a game in which virtual characters are manipulated using a joystick and a number of buttons. The goal is to penetrate the volcano via various passageways, climb to the summit, and escape before the eruption.

What's a volcano?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a volcano?

Volcanoes are the zits that may or may not pop on the face of Momma Earth.


What're pustules?

 

[AlinaX]

Pustules are implements (usually stainless steel or silicone) for manipulating the labia and clit for erotic purpose.

What is silicone?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is silicone?

Any pointy objects with a rounded base, regardless of stiffness/firmness, used for comedy (or tickle-torture) can be considered silicones.


What is "pointy"?

 

[AlinaX]

Finn's lover is pointy?

What's a pilot?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Finn's lover is pointy?

What's a pilot?

Pilots are the spark that sets off the conflagration, the first person to make someone else cum in an unexpected orgy, the initial runner in a panicked herd trying to escape something..


So, what's an escape/

 

[AlinaX]

Pilots are the spark that sets off the conflagration, the first person to make someone else cum in an unexpected orgy, the initial runner in a panicked herd trying to escape something..


So, what's an escape/

A Kryptonian garment, or the view across a virtual world.

What is cybersex?

 

[EbersMoll]

What is cybersex?

Cybersex is how baby computers are made.

What is a made?

 

[AlinaX]

A transcription error. From the Sumerian MA.DE., correctly 'de-ma-' (cf. demon), a made is a malicious spirit that preys on couples during sex, absorbing erotic energy and ultimately preventing orgasm.

What is a transcript?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is a transcript?

Transcripts are orders for medicine given in languages other than the local major tongue.

What are tongues?