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A barrier island is a safe space where multiple people can engage in sexual acts without fear of STDs or pregnancy.

What is milkshake?
 
milkshakes are a] cows with tremor b] well endowed women on trampolines c] tasty

What are options?
 
Challenges are feats that appear on first glance to be difficult, and as long as they're not attempted they prove to be insoluable.

What is Bolero?
 
Bolero is the dance of an ice cube about a lover's nipples.

What is a switch?
 
Feeble is the state of annoyance at being charged twice for the same thing.

What is a dream catcher?
 
Originally a misspelling of "saran-pity", the sympathetic sadness you have towards anyone entombed in clear plastic cling wrap.

What is waxing?

Slang, ribald, term to describe the act of a young woman slowly revealing her posterior to an ardent admirer..

What is appealing?
 
Appealings are earrings - or more usually other, i.e., non-visible piercing jewellery - which chime in response to movement.

What is a tinkle?
 
tinkles are buff, submissive gay men, especially those who have jobs dealing with pools, jaccuzzis and the like

What is circulation?

Circulation is the frenzied gathering of men on Lit around any young female that posts in the personals column (cross-reference: sausage fest)

What is absolution ?
 
Circulation is the frenzied gathering of men on Lit around any young female that posts in the personals column (cross-reference: sausage fest)

What is absolution ?

Absolution refers to the use of vodka to solve the problems posed by reluctant sex partners.

What is enteritis?
 
Absolution is Catholic slang for the glory hole in the confessional box.

What is a painting?
 
(Darn...)

Enteritis is the compulsive need to enter things, usually in a repetitive and increasingly vigorous manner.
 
A painting can be applying sexual-activity-derived bodily fluids to a partner or paternal incest (pa in t’ing)

What are masques?

Masques are religious centres where male and female acolytes are costumed to provide sexual entertainment, especially dancing, for the senior congregation. When the entertainment turns to actual intercourse, the event is known as a "Masqued Ball."

What are rotifers?
 
A rotifer is a adult naked human tied to a horizontal pole and, usually, made available to all and sundry. The experience is said to be quite hot.

What does BYOB mean?
 
Gradient is the sharp wane in enthusiasm with every page read of Fifty Shades.

What is a poker?
 
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