Govende

[Tio_Narratore]

A subway is a fairly grubby, fast moving, cramped and vastly unsatisfying train.

Ciao, Tio!

Bonjorno. mia bella lupa!

 

[Vix_Giovanni]

Bonjorno. mia bella lupa!

....

 

[AlinaX]

Kisses are erotic treats crafted from chocolate.

What are snickers?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What are snickers?

Sweet knickers, candy drawers, or edible undies

What is Cancun?

 

[Vix_Giovanni]

Sweet knickers, candy drawers, or edible undies

What is Cancun?

A cancun is an options contract; every inch given is one the receiver can take.

What is chocolate?

 

[AlinaX]

A chocolate is a miniature jail used for bondage sessions. In standard use, wrists and ankles are cuffed to the chocolate bars and the occupant is milked.

What is a funnel?

ETA: #~
Here I go
Falling down, down, down
My mind is a blank
My head is spinning around and around
As I go deep into the funnel of love

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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What is a funnel?

Funnels are many-on-one group sex challenges where the challenged has to work his or her way through a crowd. The crowd is ordered in additive sets of pairs - 2*x, 2*(x-1)..., 2. Each row can move left or right but not forward or back. Anyone not sexually engaged by the challenged person can instead engage them if in reach.

It’s tactics, sexual skill & endurance that lets one survive a funnel, plus luck

Speaking of which - what’s luck?

 

[AlinaX]

Luck was a 70s swingers game where the husbands put their keys in a bowl and the wives selected at random.

What is a bot?

 

[SophieUK]

Luck was a 70s swingers game where the husbands put their keys in a bowl and the wives selected at random.

What is a bot?

In the aforementioned swingers game, a bot is an insatiable male that moves from one woman to another during the evening, metronomically fucking them

What is a googleplex?

 

[AlinaX]

A googolplex (var. googleplex, cf. goo-girl-plex) is a room with multiple glory holes where one or more people can share the fun of licking and sucking the anonymous entertainment.

What is a smoothie?

 

[SophieUK]

A googolplex (var. googleplex, cf. goo-girl-plex) is a room with multiple glory holes where one or more people can share the fun of licking and sucking the anonymous entertainment.

What is a smoothie?

A vulva that has been completely and absolutely denuded through electrolysis

What is a bushwacker?

 

[AlinaX]

One who denudes vulvae.

What does the G in G-spot and G-string stand for?

 

[SophieUK]

One who denudes vulvae.

What does the G in G-spot and G-string stand for?

Origin uncertain but it is thought to originate in the English public school system as an abbreviation for ‘golly’ it ‘good golly!’ when your (female) lover’s knitted fingers first encounter that spot, or catch sight of you in your skimpy umderthings...

What is a dildo?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is a dildo?

Dildo Buggerins is a throbbit, an the protagonist of the Lord of the Cock Rings. Really!

What are wizards?

 

[AlinaX]

Wizards are people who keep trying to help but mostly just irritate.

What are imps?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Wizards are people who keep trying to help but mostly just irritate.

What are imps?

Imps are people who pretend to be some sex, or some thing, other than what they really are. They cruise pick-up bars or make dates on line for the thrill of seeing the surprise on their partner's face when the impersonation is discovered.

What is a cherub?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is a cherub?

Cherubs are older, almost always females often related to the speaker or in a social position of power over the speaker. The defining characteristic of the cherub is patting, pinching and/or rubbing the cheeks of the speaker.

‘Oh no, here comes Aunt Aggie, she’s gonna pinch my cheeks!’

So - what are cheeks?

 

[AlinaX]

Cheeks are groups of people who only have sex with each other. Marriage is an orthodox cheek.

What is tongue, as in 'tongue in cheek'?

 

[Vix_Giovanni]

Cheeks are groups of people who only have sex with each other. Marriage is an orthodox cheek.

What is tongue, as in 'tongue in cheek'?

Tongue, often called the body’s strongest muscle, is playful and flexible, and though an organ meat, delivers the most ecstatic sensory explosion when well marinated in juices.

What is marriage?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is marriage?

Marriage is a joining, much like an organ meat in a marinade


What's a marinade?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Marriage is a joining, much like an organ meat in a marinade


What's a marinade?

It's actually a portmanteau combining the two words "marina" and "aid." It refers to a stiff sleeve of cloth with whalebone inserts used by sailors when drink has left them flaccid on shore.

What is a portmanteau?

 

[AlinaX]

A marinade is a lifeboat.

ETA: A portmanteau is a man who dilutes his fortified wines.

What are seamen?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A marinade is a lifeboat.

ETA: A portmanteau is a man who dilutes his fortified wines.

What are seamen?

Seamen are fictitious creatures akin to mermaids. They are mostly imagined by single women on cruises or ocean crossings. They believe these creatures visit their cabins during the night, and feel that the fact that they come from the sea epxlains why their nightgowns are wet in the morning.

What are cruises?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What are cruises?

In the future, these will be series that start exceptionally well, go thru doldrums, and peak into excellence at least one more time.

What's excellence?

 

[Vix_Giovanni]

In the future, these will be series that start exceptionally well, go thru doldrums, and peak into excellence at least one more time.

What's excellence?

Excellence is the narrow meridian of outstanding; some eight inches removed from the abysmal angry inch and four centimeters shy of excessive.

What is a centimeter?