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Bangles is the basic physics principles applied to achieve triple, or more, penetration.

What is tomfoolery?

Mr Foolery is wanted in 11 states and 2 territories for grevious bodily harm, assault and battery, defamation, and or other crimes. He is considered armed and dangerous. If you see him, do not approach!

Who/what is Mrs Palm?
 
Mrs Palm was famous for her milky coconuts.

What is a pine cone?
 
Rainbows are heretical spells that free people from the constraints of the amatonormative Biblical sex and gender binary.

What is a shower?
 
Something that can't be rationed. For example, while condoms can be rationed, there's no limit to the fucks that can or can't be given.

What is couscous?
 
Something that can't be rationed. For example, while condoms can be rationed, there's no limit to the fucks that can or can't be given.

What is couscous?

Couscous is scissoring without cutting anything.

What is kvelling?
 
Cousin-on-cousin incest, especially if the film its on is particularly grainy

Vix Giovanni - what is kvelling?

Nordic yelling during orgasms

What’s quinoa ?

Quinoa - sex position where 5 girls daisy-chain to form a circle

What is babaganoush ?
 
What is babaganoush ?

Eastern European slang for when a respectable elderly person ('baba', think Baba Yaga) applies a blessing on or to someone. Sex slang, when a person in power(parent, boss, etc) marks a subordinate with sexual fluids (saliva, semen, squirt, etc)

What is 'the lasagna'?
 
Lasagna, or 'the goat', is an old man who fucks like a twenty-year-old. Thus, "Watch out for that Billy. He's a gruff old lasagna and will cream you with his meat."

What is bechamel?
 
Lasagna, or 'the goat', is an old man who fucks like a twenty-year-old. Thus, "Watch out for that Billy. He's a gruff old lasagna and will cream you with his meat."

What is bechamel?

The thin creamy lining on the upper lip after a blow job

What is haddock?
 
Speculum is a hypothetical emission. Antarctic is a camera position that would catch the emission.

What is tea?
 
Speculum is a hypothetical emission. Antarctic is a camera position that would catch the emission.

What is tea?

It's an acronym for a game high school boys would play on the subway train in NYC on their way home from school. It stands for "Touch Every Ass." The boys would run through the train trying to cop a feel of every female's ass in each subway car. They'd keep count, and the boy who touched the most asses was the winner.


What is "subway?"
 
It's an acronym for a game high school boys would play on the subway train in NYC on their way home from school. It stands for "Touch Every Ass." The boys would run through the train trying to cop a feel of every female's ass in each subway car. They'd keep count, and the boy who touched the most asses was the winner.


What is "subway?"

A subway is a fairly grubby, fast moving, cramped, smelly and vastly unsatisfying train.

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