Guys: What do you call your penis...

[rainbowdash30]

An ex- used to call his the Delivery Van because the contents may have settled in transit.

 

[ATLfoto]

I dunno, "Dick" seems a little childish and disrespectful for such a noble symbol of one's manhood. "Cock" is a little more tough, bad-ass.

I used to have a friend who's favorite curse when you pissed him off or did something to make him envious was "I hope your Dick falls off!" That's what I always think about when somebody talks about a "Dick."

How about " Throbbing Love Muscle?"

 

[borisk]

Mr. Wiggly

 

[hersch43]

Ol' Scruffy

 

[NorCalCumCannon]

My cock, my lumber, my tool, my cannon, the volcano

 

[curiousdreamer51]

Howard

Don't ask me where my wife came up with that name? Me, I prefer cock.

 

[IvyMae]

We always call it "acorn" just because it sorta looks like one when it's soft. The head looks similarly shaped to the cap. Hahaha.

 

[Submission13]

I've always called mine Captain Penis. He is always in charge and getting me in trouble.

 

[sidonie45]

Thanks for the snickering going on my end fellas.
I read several books where it was just called phallic

 

[Miasorrow]

Thanks for the snickering going on my end fellas.
I read several books where it was just called phallic

The correct word is phallus.
I use "he" not "it" though.

 

[sidonie45]

The correct word is phallus.
I use "he" not "it" though.

All very true, and I was tired when I posted.
Note to self, don't post when tired.

 

[seamus221]

All very true, and I was tired when I posted.
Note to self, don't post when tired.

Cock, dick or penis wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy easier to spell.
I never named mine but a few ladies have, that counts right?

 

[sidonie45]

Cock, dick or penis wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy easier to spell.
I never named mine but a few ladies have, that counts right?

Cock will do me every time.
Yes its a double entendre

 

[seamus221]

Cock will do me every time.
Yes its a double entendre

entendre's I love those during dinner!

 

[seamus221]

An ex- used to call his the Delivery Van because the contents may have settled in transit.

Beauty if I was doing you I call mine LUCKY as in to be in you and with you!!!!

 

[seamus221]

My cock, my lumber, my tool, my cannon, the volcano

That's a lot to write on your underwear!

 

[Miasorrow]

All very true, and I was tired when I posted.
Note to self, don't post when tired.

I just went through your "erotic crack" thread and forgot about the mistake.
Forgiven.

 

[sidonie45]

I just went through your "erotic crack" thread and forgot about the mistake.
Forgiven.

Why thank you miasorrow

 

[irishwoody]

Bob

Bob - is his nickname SO has being callin the little man Bob for long time

 

[NOIRTRASH]

"Little pal"

My first jock was PAL brand and small. My sisters saw it and tagged it Jimmy's little pal.

 

[Ewobbit]

Tower of Power
or

Pedro (little guy taking a siesta under a sombrero)

 

[Hard_Rom]

The Son of God.

Usually the girls call it 'Jesus!' or "My god!'when they first see it.

 

[Miasorrow]

The Son of God.

Usually the girls call it 'Jesus!' or "My god!'when they first see it.

That is at least profound blasphemy.

 

[urguyscott]

Sometimes I call it boy. Like in "Get her boy." "Attack that pussy cat boy." "Boy that was great."

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

No name

I just realized at my age mine don't have a name. Neither do my cars and trucks. If I had a dog I'd probably call it "DOG".

When I was young and in school they called me and fruity Rudy DONKEYDICK.

Still braggin............ a few gals called it "OMG!"