Haiku

[AlinaX]

Mmm...

 

[Bamagan]

Ah, my life make sense
I have bounced between assholes
Guess I'm a butt plug

 

[vagrantx]

Ah, my life make sense
I have bounced between assholes
Guess I'm a butt plug

This was way too much effort.

 

[Voboy]

Much worse: a condom,
Blocking, stopping, repressing,
Then cast aside, trash.

 

[AlinaX]

a cum-filled condom
has at least served its purpose
and known ecstasy

 

[AlinaX]

but what of a plug?
that having tasted darkness
will never know light

 

[Bamagan]

Speaking as the plug
All tunnels have a bright end...
Too bad it's behind!

 

[AlinaX]

naughty little plug!
I see the gleam in your eye
whenever she bends...

 

[AlinaX]

kiss my ass, she says
how can she not know that I
dream of doing so

 

[AlinaX]

welcome, new authors!
I have plenty of advice
(that will help you not)

 

[Bamagan]

Oh, I bet she knows
I bet her buns are buttered
Hoping you'll try it

 

[vagrantx]

Locked by writers block
Need a break, some fresh ideas
Have a great weekend!

 

[AlinaX]

I don't wish for men
but I do crave a hard cock
when I am writing

 

[vagrantx]

sit back and relax
you write words - machine works you
disembodied cock!

 

[AlinaX]

Don't tease me

 

[AlinaX]

I'd love a rocker
I'd sit there all day and night
writing back and forth

 

[vagrantx]

one day I'll buy one
one day I will make you mine
- sybian daydreams

 

[vagrantx]

grant me the courage
to share my stories with you
my lifelong lover

you'd be on your knees
your face buried between mine
while I write for you

my lifelong lover
I would love to share with you
all these dreams of mine

 

[vagrantx]

story rejected
"brutal", they say. "horrific!"
thanks, i really try!

 

[Bamagan]

Face the day they say
But some days don't deserve it
I moon those instead

 

[AlinaX]

in seven fifty words
times seven, and times fifty
oh... no readers left?

 

[Bamagan]

A count of only
seven-hundred-and-fifty:
that may be too short

It seems like getting
four seconds of oral sex:
nice, but merely damp

 

[vagrantx]

no work tomorrow.
a glass, nay, a flask of red,
stories, and my toys.

 

[Collarher]

there were three of them
only needing to unload
lucky they found me

First responders saves lives, and you responded.

 

[Bamagan]

A quivering tongue
Poised above a coral sea
Let's go muff diving!