Haiku

[Bamagan]

men like to rent me
they do a lot in an hour
filling every hole

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[AlinaX]

he says, "I love you,"
but how am I to hear it
with my ears thus creamed?

I can't see his lips -
what nothings does he whisper
when I dare not look?

breathing's overrated...
what need have I for fresh air
now my mouth has served?

 

[Bamagan]

But I must confess,
I should have increased my fee:
Some things go too far.

After this job, well,
I fear my labret piercing
Will just fall right out.

 

[vagrantx]

teleportation
a disastrous accident
be very afraid

 

[AlinaX]

yes, why teleport
when it's easier to fly?
hmm, what's for dinner...

 

[vagrantx]

soylent red? yellow?
no, delicious soylent green.
it's healthy. promise.

 

[AlinaX]

(I can't hear the words 'soylent green' without thinking of the dramatic monologue from Drop Dead Gorgeous.)

 

[AlinaX]

ellen barkin's laugh
as jesus dances on stage
is pure happiness

 

[vagrantx]

Haven't watched it

 

[AlinaX]

Funniest film ever.
ETA: It's on Amazon Prime.

 

[vagrantx]

excuse me, but, what?
rocky horror picture show
has me in stitches

bonus: favorite coffee mug my bestie handmade for me. best film ever. nevermind the spots, I ran it through the dishwasher once and almost destroyed it because i'm an absolute imbecile.

 

[AlinaX]

Hey, Brad? Yes, Janet?
Dammit, now I have those songs
circling in my head...

 

[rthnck]

excuse me, but, what?
rocky horror picture show
has me in stitches

bonus: favorite coffee mug my bestie handmade for me. best film ever. nevermind the spots, I ran it through the dishwasher once and almost destroyed it because i'm an absolute imbecile.

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Need to Haiku this cup for this thread

Therefore, I would like
If I may, to take you all
on a strange journey

 

[vagrantx]

Hey, Brad? Yes, Janet?
Dammit, now I have those songs
circling in my head...

Janet! Dr Scott!
Janet! Brad! Rocky! HAHA-
HAHAHA. SHUT UP!

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

It's a perfect shot
With lighting that hits just right
Fuck! My phone fell down

 

[Voboy]

Rare. So elusive,
The phone impossibly held:
Good ass shots are hard!

 

[DentalFlossTycoon]

Warm day taste of musk
Riverbank quiet and soft
She writhes in pleasure

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Jingle, jingle, shake
My hips shimmy with the music
It feels good to dance

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Caramel delight
Ice cream melting on my tongue
Sticky happiness

 

[AlinaX]

salty caramel
the taste in my lover's mouth
as she delves for more

 

[AlinaX]

nuts between the teeth
I prepare for winter nights
and dream of cocoa

 

[vagrantx]

smoking weed alone
partner's on a business trip
what to watch tonight?

 

[vagrantx]

mind is blank, i'm on
stage with no material
polite audience
snap snap snap snap snap

 

[AlinaX]

if you have Netflix
try Alice in Borderland
or maybe Kleo

 

[vagrantx]

AIB was fun
have not tried kleo - in german?
wait til I'm sober!