Haiku

[AlinaX]

look! in the bushes!
two gleaming eyes - and a hand
too big for his cock

 

[Saltfountain]

Humiliated
I suffer further shrinkage
And hear her laughter

 

[Voboy]

Confused, eyes darting,
A blink. The thread goes pear-shaped:
The wrong sort of bush!

 

[sallysparrow23]

Any interest
In having your ass worshipped?
The stranger PM'd

 

[Saltfountain]

Again, I'm sorry!
Autocunt fucked me over
It should say 'ass whipped'

 

[AlinaX]

I started a cult
of ass-licking devotees
but lost interest

 

[Voboy]

Not worth living in,
A time when analingus
Causes such boredom.

 

[AlinaX]

boring's the whole point
or is that - hah! - the hole point?
sorry, I'll shut up...

 

[Voboy]

Odd, in this context:
Autocorrects to "boning."
Either way, perhaps.

 

[DeepInstinct]

Giving it slowly
Fingers gently caressing
The whole of your mind

 

[AlinaX]

impulse is a tease
warp factor six, Mr Sulu
and show me some stars

 

[Michael682]

Playing Nuke Option
Missile interception flight
Damn Darkreach crashed again

* this haiku brought to you by vodka and the flight sim Nuclear Option

 

[DeepInstinct]

In a darkened room
Playing make believe with friends
Stimulating fun

 

[AlinaX]

imagine if this
were my breath teasing your lips
with promise of steel

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Please mistress, the steel!
The sharp, cold crack of lightning -
Heaven against skin.

 

[DeepInstinct]

Show me how you know
If your Master I would be
That you could please Me

 

[AlinaX]

I am yours, master
since the day you aimed your phone
and changed my settings

 

[Bamagan]

I am yours, master
since the day you aimed your phone
and changed my settings

It's nice to have slaves,
I just wish I could get them
Out of airplane mode

 

[Michael682]

Two girls, both busty
Fun to talk, pretty pictures
Lit friends are a joy

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

darkness claws the night
away from the light of stars
Still, the stars persist

 

[AlinaX]

Just to play with that a little:

darkness claws the night
even the moon sulks and hides
but stars persist

 

[AlinaX]

dwarfs and giants all
will perish in time, but ahh...
what a story

 

[AlinaX]

sauron will return
a final tale to be told
once the book is closed

 

[Voboy]

sauron will return
a final tale to be told
once the book is closed

Meh. He'll skedaddle.
Turin will slay Melkor, so
Sauron? He'll flee first.

 

[AlinaX]

I was just imagining Sauron regaining power and consciousness only to find the Sun is in its death throes and humanity has long scattered to the stars. He gets to rule again, but only over ashes.