Haiku

I prefer inches
though some might prefer a foot
to twelve of the best
 
one little square inch
with which to measure the pounds
I get in a bar
 
I guess that is true
but it's a little too dry
and needs seasoning
 
Hmm, what did you say?
I couldn't hear you, speak up.
Also, pass the salt.
 
Turned up my volume
Hearing you now loud and clear
Oh, that's a bit much
 
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