Haiku

[AlinaX]

upstairs tick to bed
tock lights off tick counting tock
one sheep tick two tock

 

[Voboy]

Jagged fingernail:
The urge to bite overwhelms...
I'll overdo it.

 

[vagrantx]

i licked a moonbeam
tongue sticky with lunar goo
cosmic flavour dreams

 

[Bamagan]

For my own part
I hate getting regolith
Stuck between my teeth

 

[AlinaX]

let us be the first
to make love on those dark sands
and be disbelieved

 

[Bamagan]

One small thrust from man
Will be six times as forceful
Fucking on the moon

 

[Bamagan]

Microgravity:
The ideal habitat for
the micropenis

 

[AlinaX]

one small spurt for man
a giant spurt for mankind...
who wants to play catch?

 

[Bamagan]

Pearly drops of spunk
Floating hither and thither
Space facials are hard!

 

[AlinaX]

definitely fun
but somehow less erotic...
cum in a spacesuit?

 

[vagrantx]

sticky tubes of air
new life breathed into his lungs
ziggy played himself

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

"Is there life on Mars?"
He asked while floating in space
Silently drifting

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Be mindful of the
honeysuckle you suck. You
may anger a bee.

 

[AlinaX]

buzz... (not aldrin) buzz...
not a bee either, but buzz...
oh damn. power cut

 

[Voboy]

New poster appears.
"Likes." Replies. Cool avatar.
Where will they wind up?

 

[AlinaX]

wait for the drama
even daffodils must face
the blade of summer

 

[Voboy]

Waiting in ambush:
Vigilance! I wait, eager.
When will they fuck up?

 

[AlinaX]

look! in the bushes!
two gleaming eyes - and a hand
too big for his cock

 

[Saltfountain]

Humiliated
I suffer further shrinkage
And hear her laughter

 

[Voboy]

Confused, eyes darting,
A blink. The thread goes pear-shaped:
The wrong sort of bush!

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Any interest
In having your ass worshipped?
The stranger PM'd

 

[Saltfountain]

Again, I'm sorry!
Autocunt fucked me over
It should say 'ass whipped'

 

[AlinaX]

I started a cult
of ass-licking devotees
but lost interest

 

[Voboy]

Not worth living in,
A time when analingus
Causes such boredom.

 

[AlinaX]

boring's the whole point
or is that - hah! - the hole point?
sorry, I'll shut up...