AlinaX Asymmetric Snowflake Joined Feb 1, 2014 Posts 4,621 May 21, 2024 #2,851 don't call me a cow until you've bought me dinner... have a glass of milk
AlinaX Asymmetric Snowflake Joined Feb 1, 2014 Posts 4,621 May 21, 2024 #2,852 to be a futa and walk proudly in the world what magnificence!
Bamagan Ultima Proxima Joined Jul 3, 2023 Posts 2,939 May 22, 2024 #2,853 What leechcraft could work On a whole town beset by Bilious humours?
AlinaX Asymmetric Snowflake Joined Feb 1, 2014 Posts 4,621 May 22, 2024 #2,854 decapitation what worked once could work again but who wields the blade?
Bamagan Ultima Proxima Joined Jul 3, 2023 Posts 2,939 May 22, 2024 #2,855 Use my guillotine. The blade is sharp and labeled As "the other shoe."
AlinaX Asymmetric Snowflake Joined Feb 1, 2014 Posts 4,621 May 22, 2024 #2,856 they say it whistles as it falls I never heard it
Candy_Kane54 Missing my Muse... Joined Jan 7, 2020 Posts 11,028 May 23, 2024 #2,857 It's been a while since I've submitted a Haiku. How do you like it?
AlinaX Asymmetric Snowflake Joined Feb 1, 2014 Posts 4,621 May 23, 2024 #2,858 hmm, how to put this... Candy, your words always bring a smile - or a tear
Jackie.Hikaru See you space cowboy Joined Dec 24, 2019 Posts 1,165 May 23, 2024 #2,859 The fun of haiku Comes from spontaneity. Like a good lover.
OttawaGuy50s Literotica Guru Joined May 28, 2019 Posts 1,490 May 23, 2024 #2,860 Slippery wetness, Triggers the aches and longings, Seeking a release.
Jackie.Hikaru See you space cowboy Joined Dec 24, 2019 Posts 1,165 May 25, 2024 #2,861 Wet thunder. Rising Scent of soil. Electric drops of Rain. I'm gushing.
Candy_Kane54 Missing my Muse... Joined Jan 7, 2020 Posts 11,028 May 26, 2024 #2,862 A catch in your breath, A slight smile as our eyes meet, What do we have here?
AlinaX Asymmetric Snowflake Joined Feb 1, 2014 Posts 4,621 May 26, 2024 #2,863 is this Strip Twister? now there's a game that reveals more with each misstep
Jackie.Hikaru See you space cowboy Joined Dec 24, 2019 Posts 1,165 May 27, 2024 #2,864 Let's play a game then. Get your panties in a knot. Use it as a gag.
AlinaX Asymmetric Snowflake Joined Feb 1, 2014 Posts 4,621 May 27, 2024 #2,865 I'd love to play, but I keep my knickers twisted just like me
Bamagan Ultima Proxima Joined Jul 3, 2023 Posts 2,939 May 27, 2024 #2,866 I, too, would play, but, well, I'm going commando, and I can't shut up...
AlinaX Asymmetric Snowflake Joined Feb 1, 2014 Posts 4,621 May 27, 2024 #2,867 attention, soldier! better keep the safety on for the inspection
Voboy Sometime Wordwright Joined Mar 21, 2016 Posts 5,174 May 27, 2024 #2,868 Boxers to the side: Annoying. It all "hangs" wrong. Balls cattywampus.
Jackie.Hikaru See you space cowboy Joined Dec 24, 2019 Posts 1,165 May 28, 2024 #2,869 Cattywampus days Happens to the best of us. Just pet the kitty.
Jackie.Hikaru See you space cowboy Joined Dec 24, 2019 Posts 1,165 May 29, 2024 #2,870 Seagulls sing of souls Lost to the eternal sea. The wind listens well.
Bamagan Ultima Proxima Joined Jul 3, 2023 Posts 2,939 May 29, 2024 #2,871 The gulls around here are a wee bit more uncouth: "Bitch, buy me some fries!"
Voboy Sometime Wordwright Joined Mar 21, 2016 Posts 5,174 May 29, 2024 #2,872 Meatpie, Conwy Quay. Smallest house in Britain! Cool! ...gull eats my pie. Fuck.
Voboy Sometime Wordwright Joined Mar 21, 2016 Posts 5,174 Jun 1, 2024 #2,873 Morning, fresh. Sunlit. Many possibilities. It leaves me bold. Wink.
Voboy Sometime Wordwright Joined Mar 21, 2016 Posts 5,174 Jun 1, 2024 #2,874 Steadfast. Strong and firm, Yet veined with wondrous texture. ...trees, we're discussing?
Jackie.Hikaru See you space cowboy Joined Dec 24, 2019 Posts 1,165 Jun 4, 2024 #2,875 Pour a thumb of rice. Add two fingers of water. Let it boil over.