Haiku

[Candy_Kane54]

Sometimes a cigar
Is just a cigar if you
Believe Sigmund Freud

 

[Candy_Kane54]

A non sequitur
Walked into a bar and asked,
"Can you fix my car?"

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Antithesis said,
"It was the best of times, it
Was the worst of times!"

 

[Candy_Kane54]

"Ironically,"
I can fix your car, if you
Want," said Irony.

 

[AlinaX]

the bats are flying
swifter than the eye can see
who else stalks the night

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Only Dracula
Stalks the night, preying on the
Innocent lovers.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Cuckoos cuckooing
Woodpeckers pecking tall larch
Whisper, "I love you."

 

[AlinaX]

defying the spline
bats follow no cubic path
and so trick the eye

 

[Voboy]

Adolescent kid,
Rapt: news. Vote. What will we do??
"Back to the British."

 

[AlinaX]

lizard on the wall
what do you seek in the eaves
that's not on the ground

 

[Bamagan]

lizard on the wall
what do you seek in the eaves
that's not on the ground

A higher calling?
A new perspective on life?
Maybe adventure!

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Keep me up at night
Be my thoughts when I'm drinking
Be my Konstantine

- the song Konstantine by Something Corporate in Haiku form.

 

[Bamagan]

Don't be as the dead
You live and you deserve love
Our pain is our proof.

(Guess the song if you care to.)

 

[Voboy]

July, silver skies:
The air, an unwelcome hug;
The breeze, refreshless.

 

[AlinaX]

how many insects
find their death in the water
of the garden pool

 

[Voboy]

how many insects
find their death in the water
of the garden pool

Lots. But not enough.
Now? More syllables needed
To be a haiku.

 

[Bamagan]

'Pop' goes the weasel,
a messy victim of my
mustelid zapper

 

[TrailerHitch]

I am tightly wound

Lost not found, will not rebound

Don’t dare make a sound

 

[elizaloo]

Forty years ago
you would have died, Surgeon said
Blown appendix gone

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Rain raps the tin roof
Thunder hums a muted tune
Count the lucky stars

 

[AlinaX]

what need has a slut
for votes and comments? beware
or be were? ask not

 

[Bamagan]

Sluts use votes like plugs,
Or so I have heard it said.
Stuffing the 'ballot'.

Comments, I expect,
are akin to dildoes.
Sometimes they vibrate.

 

[AlinaX]

happy one hundred
by the way - but who's counting...
a hundred more, please!

 

[Bamagan]

I will if there's time!
You might like one that's coming...
It has a futa!

 

[AlinaX]

how many fictions
have profited in the ink
of Bathory's blood?