Haiku

[stickygirl]

Post but don't watch thread
Like a kid ringing doorbells
Still satisfying

 

[AlinaX]

my new anon alt
will rank us all by wokeness
I think that is fair

 

[AlinaX]

or here's a metric:
the sum of contributions
measured by the inch

 

[AlinaX]

there's merit in it
a record of history
but why draw such lines?

 

[Voboy]

Always amusing:
Eager thought? Tepid response.
"Great" idea: vanquished.

 

[AlinaX]

I think I was right
this self-proclaimed non-bias
needs examining

 

[Voboy]

Self-awareness lacking.
Think you have no agenda?
You are incorrect...

 

[stickygirl]

Shameless promotion
Thai word fest with boats and sex
Leaves you wet below

 

[Voboy]

Lit post reps Lit post:
Recursive words, wandering...
All within one site.

 

[Voboy]

Subtlety is fun.
Superficialities?
Less so. Much less so.

 

[AlinaX]

measured in inches
and I don't mean length or girth
the assassin's heels

 

[stickygirl]

Heels are for shorties
Dominatrix chest stabbers
Ankle breaking fun

 

[Voboy]

Forgotten, the stink:
Arrogance in my nostrils,
Smelling his reply.

 

[AlinaX]

oh, what would we do
without such professionals
to share their tuppence

 

[AlinaX]

(Or is that too British?)

he comes like a ram
with a bestial passion
for trite argument

 

[AlinaX]

I love how this thread
has become the Lit version
of sly sub-tweeting

 

[stickygirl]

JKR loves kids
Loves white, straight, English speakers
The rest are perverts

 

[AlinaX]

she's ever so sweet
bigots delight in her wit
and helpful chequebook

 

[Voboy]

Haiku mockery:
Literate cryptography?
Or taking the piss?

 

[Voboy]

Predicted reply.
Spew on, O cranky poster!
Just more to ignore.

 

[AlinaX]

that thread is troll bait
I can't even be bothered
besides, no popcorn

 

[Voboy]

Smelly microwave.
Glory of butter and salt!
Still not worth it? Shame.

 

[stickygirl]

Stop evil popcorn
Cinemas rank with the stench
You smell like your pee

 

[JuanaSalsa]

You are what you write.
I am a billionaire.
Huh, it didn't work?

 

[Winter_Fare]

Red bull gave me wings
Why do my poor feet still hurt?
Man I'm getting old