Haiku

[AlinaX]

poor little spider
to have four times the number
of our aching feet

 

[stickygirl]

Shelob's dark caverns
Gollum's treachery led them
Elvish light zapped her

 

[AlinaX]

sam versus the orcs
a little lord of the ring
in the tower's shade

 

[Voboy]

Brazen doors shutting.
What is the next obstacle?
Shagrat or Gorbag?

 

[BiscuitHammer]

The faucet's dripping
As I scrub the dojo floor
I am so thirsty

Taka-flabba-ba
My gi's making funny sounds
Hush insolent gi!

 

[stickygirl]

Saruman's tower
Phallic show of vanity
Don't mess with the trees

 

[Voboy]

Trees are phallic, too...
Quickbeam's name? Low stamina.
Feeling huorn-y?

 

[AlinaX]

once was Saruman
more than just a pretty coat
and a skillful tongue

 

[Voboy]

Two strange Istari:
Blue wizards went East, alone.
I always wondered.

 

[stickygirl]

A dick in the moth!
Entomophile lust gone mad
Holes in your best socks

 

[ElectricBlue]

A dick in the moth!
Entomophile lust gone mad
Holes in your best socks

https://literotica.com/s/the-fantastic-hotel

 

[AlinaX]

Two strange Istari:
Blue wizards went East, alone.
I always wondered.

(Me too.)

like moths they fluttered
beyond the tale's horizon
to events unknown

 

[Voboy]

Dry and dusty wings
Flitting about, annoying…
Destined for the Swat.

 

[stickygirl]

Men and moths are one
Being a nuisance at night
Horny at full moons

 

[Voboy]

Moths, men, similar:
Impossible to avoid.
And they persevere.

 

[AlinaX]

woman is flighty
like a feather in the wind
(stealing from Verdi)

ETA: ~ chi su quel seno, non liba amore! ~

 

[Voboy]

Grey day. Weighty mind.
Life's sameness grinding slowly.
Ennui? Or routine?

 

[stickygirl]

Men say more, swear more,
Much in proof and in their vows
But little in love
(stealing from the bard)

 

[AlinaX]

the babbling gossip
cries out for Olivia
but don't count on it

 

[stickygirl]

But soft! What's that itch?
Juliet's east infection
Sick and pale with grief

 

[Voboy]

Sure. Life's very hard.
Hamlet was a whining bitch.
Rosencrantz was not.

 

[AlinaX]

Hamlet was a rogue
roaming secret passages
with a lusty sword

 

[stickygirl]

Viola cross dressed
Looked hot, confused everyone
Spot of incest. Boom!

 

[AlinaX]

Illyria's shore
has seen more hearts wrecked than ships
~the rain it raineth~

 

[AlinaX]

fetch me yellow stockings
and I will come cross-gartered
to Olivia