PotNoodle79
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No no no
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I have notNo no no
Haven’t… but that poutI have not
I keep telling him, I know how to work a noodle if he would just let me
I tried but they said I couldn't dance very well and this wasn't an opportunity for a Dirty Dancing montage.I tried. But then I found out e-bone is not a digital steak.![]()
I haven’t tried, which proves I’m a complete fucking idiot.I tried but they said I couldn't dance very well and this wasn't an opportunity for a Dirty Dancing montage.![]()
On the contrary, my dear, it proves the opposite. People pm me with hope and hard-on's only to be met with withering disappointment. Thread fun is my jam.I haven’t tried, which proves I’m a complete fucking idiot.

I wouldnt tryOn the contrary, my dear, it proves the opposite. People pm me with hope and hard-on's only to be met with withering disappointment. Thread fun is my jam.![]()
On the contrary, my dear, it proves the opposite. People pm me with hope and hard-on's only to be met with withering disappointment. Thread fun is my jam.![]()
I'm going to assume no, if not no it would make me sort of an ass.
Even if I wanted to, I’m not in the same league as the best Welsh cuddler of all time.I have not, no.
No and I can't dance, I'd only be a let down.
Wobbly chook huh?I've e-boned him but I don't know if he noticed, I think the football was on at the time.![]()
It did?Why did that turn me on?![]()
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I have not, but I imagine it would be epic.
Especially after analcreampielover guy gets done with youI have not, but I imagine it would be epic.
I wanted to but then he edited his post and now I'm less aroused by wobbly than I was by nobbly. Ah well.Especially after analcreampielover guy gets done with you

I've wanted to, but my dial-up modem is being temperamental, and it's hard to e-bone at five characters per minuteI wanted to but then he edited his post and now I'm less aroused by wobbly than I was by nobbly. Ah well.
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