Have you ever E-BONED the Litster above you? Tried to? Wanted to?

[Tallulah82]

I've wanted to, but my dial-up modem is being temperamental, and it's hard to e-bone at five characters per minute

Sorry, dude, I don't e-bone thread-killers.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Never have I ever. She kind of scares me.

 

[Tallulah82]

Never have I ever. She kind of scares me.

Whaa? I'm a delicate flower! I'm a pussycat! I'm a...a... I'm a big floof of candyfloss!

*sighs*

 

[Leafythrusting]

Whaa? I'm a delicate flower! I'm a pussycat! I'm a...a... I'm a big floof of candyfloss!

*sighs*

I haven’t. But I do love delicate flowers

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

No and all I can imagine is humping a big pile of leaves. Very crinkley.

 

[deft]

No and all I can imagine is humping a big pile of leaves. Very crinkley.

Never have, never tried, but wanted to

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I have not.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Nope. Would I want to? Always curious but happy just having our random chats now and then.

 

[Tallulah82]

Nope. Would I want to? Always curious but happy just having our random chats now and then.

I tried but when I read the instructions and added hot water, he went from rigid to soft. He says I did it right, but I think he's just being kind.

 

[Jodaily]

Certainly not! I’m just not that type of guy!

 

[Jodaily]

Ok, maybe I am.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I have eBoned a lot of people. I am an eBony woman

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I have not

 

[Jodaily]

I have eBoned a lot of people. I am an eBony woman

Oh, yuk yuk yuk. White bread here.

 

[Tallulah82]

Certainly not! I’m just not that type of guy!

Ok, maybe I am.

Can I just clarify that this means you'd rather go fuck yourself before entertain e-boning me?

Wow. And I thought we could be friends.

 

[LostHorizon]

Can I just clarify that this means you'd rather go fuck yourself before entertain e-boning me?

Wow. And I thought we could be friends.

No I haven’t

Apparently I have to pass some sort of metal test or something?

 

[Jodaily]

Can I just clarify that this means you'd rather go fuck yourself before entertain e-boning me?

Wow. And I thought we could be friends.

Huh? What? What did I say??
So I could definitely entertain e-boning you whilst beating myself to a pulp. Ok, maybe not a pulp but into a small sticky puddle you’d want to be careful of stepping in. But only for you. I wouldn’t do this for just anyone.
Friends still?

 

[kreemi_pi]

Dem bones, dem bones, dem EEEE bones...

 

[LostHorizon]

Never e-boned.

 

[cheekygirl75]

No e-boning here

 

[Coyote100]

No, but the thought has crossed my mind.

 

[RDM97756]

No i have not

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Doesn’t seem like much e-boning is going on.

 

[Tallulah82]

Doesn’t seem like much e-boning is going on.

And so it continues.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

And so it continues.

I tried, but she called me a fucking fuck