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HYE used a sex toy and let some one watch?
No, but I watched my girl friend use the rushing water from the bathtub spigot to drive herself to orgasm. I know, not the same thing, but it was still exciting.

HYE had someone back out of sex after you'd already gotten naked, hot, and bothered? (I have. It sucked.)
 
No, but I watched my girl friend use the rushing water from the bathtub spigot to drive herself to orgasm. I know, not the same thing, but it was still exciting.

HYE had someone back out of sex after you'd already gotten naked, hot, and bothered? (I have. It sucked.)

Yup, and yup...it sucks...

HYE had sex with someone knowing they were just letting you fuck them for pity?
 
HYE been stuck in the mud?

On a logging road dear hunting, before cell phones, all alone, with no one aware of where I was. Took me three yours of moving rock and timber under my tires to get out.

HYE wrecked someone else's car? (And yes, I have.)
 
On a logging road dear hunting, before cell phones, all alone, with no one aware of where I was. Took me three yours of moving rock and timber under my tires to get out.

HYE wrecked someone else's car? (And yes, I have.)

I wouldn't call it a "wreck"...but yes. :|

HYE received a speeding ticket?
 
6 of them: 1 in high school, 4 in the Navy, and 1 after that. Then one day my brain went Duh! Watcha in such a hurry for? and I never got another one.

HYE fled or hid from a cop? (And again, yes I have.)

No I have not.

HYE flirted to get out of a ticket?
 
Have you ever turned on a platonic friend by accident?

Yes, and she was more than just a platonic friend, she was my cousin's girl friend. We and several others were at a hot springs in an undeveloped section of National Forest, and it was common practice to take a dip in the nude. She liked what she saw and, snuggling up close to me, began fondling me under the water. I had to tell her to stop, not because I didn't want a hand job but because I knew she would want satisfaction in return, and I couldn't do that to my Cuz.

HYE gotten naked for reasons other than sex and gotten compliments, stares, or congrats from some one you would never have expected such a thing from?
 
HYE gotten naked for reasons other than sex and gotten compliments, stares, or congrats from some one you would never have expected such a thing from?

No never...oh, the shame!

Right!

HYE had a massage and become noticeably, irrefutably horny?
 
Yes, but I didn't know. She was cheating on me. Is that the same thing?

HYE caught your SO cheating with undisputable evidence and had them deny it?

Not exactly the same thing but my condolences.

And nope, never been in that situation.

HYE spiced up your business reports with double entendres simply because you were bored?
 
HYE spiced up your business reports with double entendres simply because you were bored?

Why, yes! Yes, I have. My manager then had to read through all 250+ pages to make sure it was above board. bwa ha ha ha

HYE been attracted to someone simply by brushing fingers?
 
Why, yes! Yes, I have. My manager then had to read through all 250+ pages to make sure it was above board. bwa ha ha ha

HYE been attracted to someone simply by brushing fingers?

I have, years ago when I worked as a waitress.

HYE slept with someone you work with?
 
Yes, and probably not the smartest thing I ever did in hindsight.

HYE caught a co-worker surfing the internet for porn?

No, I've never worked anywhere that needed online access.

Have you ever hacked into a computer?
 
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