Anomaly1964
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Not yet....
HYE tried watching porn to help spice up things, only to have it not work at all?
Porn is kind of one way, I need interaction...
HYE almost been caught on LIT?
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Not yet....
HYE tried watching porn to help spice up things, only to have it not work at all?
Not yet....
HYE tried watching porn to help spice up things, only to have it not work at all?
Yes. Buffering really kills the mood.
HYE used something as an impromptu sex toy?
Yes
Have u used a sex toy on someone else?

No, but I watched my girl friend use the rushing water from the bathtub spigot to drive herself to orgasm. I know, not the same thing, but it was still exciting.HYE used a sex toy and let some one watch?
No, but I watched my girl friend use the rushing water from the bathtub spigot to drive herself to orgasm. I know, not the same thing, but it was still exciting.
HYE had someone back out of sex after you'd already gotten naked, hot, and bothered? (I have. It sucked.)
Yup, and yup...it sucks...
HYE had sex with someone knowing they were just letting you fuck them for pity?
no... not yet ...No
HYE had sex on a plane?
no... not yet ...
HYE been caught jilling by your adult dau...and couldn't (or wouldn't stop ?)
HYE been stuck in the mud?
On a logging road dear hunting, before cell phones, all alone, with no one aware of where I was. Took me three yours of moving rock and timber under my tires to get out.
HYE wrecked someone else's car? (And yes, I have.)
HYE received a speeding ticket?
6 of them: 1 in high school, 4 in the Navy, and 1 after that. Then one day my brain went Duh! Watcha in such a hurry for? and I never got another one.
HYE fled or hid from a cop? (And again, yes I have.)
No I have not.
HYE flirted to get out of a ticket?
Have you ever flirted just to satisfy your ego, but not followed through?
Have you ever turned on a platonic friend by accident?
HYE gotten naked for reasons other than sex and gotten compliments, stares, or congrats from some one you would never have expected such a thing from?
No never...oh, the shame!
Right!
HYE had a massage and become noticeably, irrefutably horny?
Yes, massage by its very nature is quite intimate and I do often get quite aroused.
HYE had a threesome?
HYE been in a love triangle?
Yes, but I didn't know. She was cheating on me. Is that the same thing?
HYE caught your SO cheating with undisputable evidence and had them deny it?
HYE spiced up your business reports with double entendres simply because you were bored?
Why, yes! Yes, I have. My manager then had to read through all 250+ pages to make sure it was above board. bwa ha ha ha
HYE been attracted to someone simply by brushing fingers?
I have, years ago when I worked as a waitress.
HYE slept with someone you work with?
Yes, and probably not the smartest thing I ever did in hindsight.
HYE caught a co-worker surfing the internet for porn?