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(Is this code for something sexual?)

I've never been on a banana boat (unless it's code)

HYE been hit on at a funeral?

LOL no not at a wedding either ...man I must suck

HYE hooked up with someone you met at wedding or funeral?
 
LOL no not at a wedding either ...man I must suck

HYE hooked up with someone you met at wedding or funeral?

Yep, at a friends wedding is were I hooked up with my gf. It was her fault. She whispered in my ear how hot I was looking in my suit and well, by the end of the night we knew each other rather well... Mind you we knew each other before hand... From here. Gawd bless lit :D


HYE had something "inserted" in to your anus during sex without any warning coz your partner thought "you liked it"? :rolleyes:
 
Yep, at a friends wedding is were I hooked up with my gf. It was her fault. She whispered in my ear how hot I was looking in my suit and well, by the end of the night we knew each other rather well... Mind you we knew each other before hand... From here. Gawd bless lit :D


HYE had something "inserted" in to your anus during sex without any warning coz your partner thought "you liked it"? :rolleyes:

well.. isn't that always the way it happens?

HYE said "just kidding" after your sexy suggestion was taken as a joke?
 
well.. isn't that always the way it happens?

HYE said "just kidding" after your sexy suggestion was taken as a joke?

Yeah, kind of...:eek: I hate when that happens...

HYE responded positively to someone's sexy suggestion and then had them say, "just kidding."
 
Yeah, kind of...:eek: I hate when that happens...

HYE responded positively to someone's sexy suggestion and then had them say, "just kidding."

eh.. yeah… me toooooo.. hahaha.. how 'bout that drink?

Have you ever been so attracted to someone that you were speechless?
 
eh.. yeah… me toooooo.. hahaha.. how 'bout that drink?

Have you ever been so attracted to someone that you were speechless?

Well, only once. It lasted from about age 7 until about age 19...:rolleyes:

Yes, especially as an adolescent, and that's surprising, because I'm a good talker.

Recently, no. The times I've been in the presence of someone that I found remarkably attractive, I was quite able to strike a conversation.

HYE told someone you just met that they were very attractive?
 
There were so many qood questions since I last posted that I just had to answer them all.

HYE questioned your sexuality? I am bi-curious, which is as close as I get to a yes for this question.

HYE taken advantage of your sexuality to get what you want? Yes. A lady in a government office made it obvious that if I went out with her, she would hurry my paper work. She wasn't much of a looker, but she turned out to be a great fuck.

HYE kissed a total stranger? Yes, at a wild party. Two minutes later, I was fucking her. Another great piece of ass ... and a screamer!

HYE walked up to someone and given them your phone number? I left mine with my biz card for a cute waitress once. She didn't call.

HYE given someone a fake name or phone number? Fake name yes. But she found me out several minutes later and was really pissed, confronting me loudly in front of my friends

HYE woken up with a stranger in your bed? Yes, but I had neither gone to sleep with her nor fucked her. She was the girl friend of the young woman I had fucked and fallen asleep with. In the night, as the party wound down, she crawled into bed next to her friend. Later, the first woman left to go home to her boyfriend before I woke up. I talked and laughed and flirted with the second girl for several minutes, and then -- anticipating where I was going -- she very bluntly said, "We're not going to have sex, so stop trying." Oh well.

HYE woken up and not remembered what happened the night before? No, I consider that level of intoxication as idiotic.

HYE Sunbathed naked? I laid in the sun with my girl friend after sucking and fucking her on a blanket in the yard, but we weren't sun bathing per se.

HYE asked a stranger to put lotion on you? No, but I've had a couple ask that of me, one at our apartment swimming pool and one at a beach.

HYE taken a hot air balloon ride? Just one on a hundred yard tether at a city park festival.

HYE been bungy jumping? No. I love the idea, but I would sky dive first.

HYE been hit on at a funeral? Amazingly -- or perhaps embarrassingly -- my one and only incestuous act as an adult came the night after my grand father's funeral, when I fucked one of my first cousins. She was sad and devastated and horny, and I had always wanted her. (She was my first sexual encounter years earlier, hand jobbing me to completion in our garage at age... wouldn't you like to know?)

Okay, my question ... taking a jab at my own self:

HYE seen an answer so long you skipped over it because you simply didn't want to read it all?
 
There were so many qood questions since I last posted that I just had to answer them all.

HYE questioned your sexuality? I am bi-curious, which is as close as I get to a yes for this question.

HYE taken advantage of your sexuality to get what you want? Yes. A lady in a government office made it obvious that if I went out with her, she would hurry my paper work. She wasn't much of a looker, but she turned out to be a great fuck.

HYE kissed a total stranger? Yes, at a wild party. Two minutes later, I was fucking her. Another great piece of ass ... and a screamer!

HYE walked up to someone and given them your phone number? I left mine with my biz card for a cute waitress once. She didn't call.

HYE given someone a fake name or phone number? Fake name yes. But she found me out several minutes later and was really pissed, confronting me loudly in front of my friends

HYE woken up with a stranger in your bed? Yes, but I had neither gone to sleep with her nor fucked her. She was the girl friend of the young woman I had fucked and fallen asleep with. In the night, as the party wound down, she crawled into bed next to her friend. Later, the first woman left to go home to her boyfriend before I woke up. I talked and laughed and flirted with the second girl for several minutes, and then -- anticipating where I was going -- she very bluntly said, "We're not going to have sex, so stop trying." Oh well.

HYE woken up and not remembered what happened the night before? No, I consider that level of intoxication as idiotic.

HYE Sunbathed naked? I laid in the sun with my girl friend after sucking and fucking her on a blanket in the yard, but we weren't sun bathing per se.

HYE asked a stranger to put lotion on you? No, but I've had a couple ask that of me, one at our apartment swimming pool and one at a beach.

HYE taken a hot air balloon ride? Just one on a hundred yard tether at a city park festival.

HYE been bungy jumping? No. I love the idea, but I would sky dive first.

HYE been hit on at a funeral? Amazingly -- or perhaps embarrassingly -- my one and only incestuous act as an adult came the night after my grand father's funeral, when I fucked one of my first cousins. She was sad and devastated and horny, and I had always wanted her. (She was my first sexual encounter years earlier, hand jobbing me to completion in our garage at age... wouldn't you like to know?)

Okay, my question ... taking a jab at my own self:

HYE seen an answer so long you skipped over it because you simply didn't want to read it all?

nope.

HYE gone more than 3 days without shaving?
 
Well, only once. It lasted from about age 7 until about age 19...:rolleyes:

Yes, especially as an adolescent, and that's surprising, because I'm a good talker.

Recently, no. The times I've been in the presence of someone that I found remarkably attractive, I was quite able to strike a conversation.

HYE told someone you just met that they were very attractive?

Yes. It was HIS turn to be speechless.. for a change..

and to repeat:

HYE gone more than 3 days without shaving?
 
nope.

HYE gone more than 3 days without shaving?

Yup. I grew a beard once, actually. But that was back in college. More recently, when I've gone camping, I often skip shaving a few days at a time. The longest was about 5 a few years back. I ruined a razor hacking through it...

HYE shaved someone else?
 
Yup. I grew a beard once, actually. But that was back in college. More recently, when I've gone camping, I often skip shaving a few days at a time. The longest was about 5 a few years back. I ruined a razor hacking through it...

HYE shaved someone else?

yes.. but not "down there"
he'll let me get the back of his neck between haircuts

I've had patients ask as well.. I don't enjoy that part of the job and usually ask one of the aids to do it.

Have You Ever seen the promo for a television drama and become aroused?
 
yes.. but not "down there"
he'll let me get the back of his neck between haircuts

I've had patients ask as well.. I don't enjoy that part of the job and usually ask one of the aids to do it.

Have You Ever seen the promo for a television drama and become aroused?

I'm in love with Temperance Bones...so yes...:D

HYE become so aroused at work you had to "take care of it?"
 
I'm in love with Temperance Bones...so yes...:D

HYE become so aroused at work you had to "take care of it?"

you know I'm a nurse.. right?

lol.. I'll admit that I've become so stressed at work that he's in trouble when I get home.

HYE left work early to "you know what?"
 
you know I'm a nurse.. right?

lol.. I'll admit that I've become so stressed at work that he's in trouble when I get home.

HYE left work early to "you know what?"

:confused: does being a nurse make that answer more obvious????
OH, wait..OK, based on the TV shows, you're all goofing around and sleeping with each other and having wild sex in the supply closet, right. ? :p :D

LOL...not really. I have left early to go out with SO, which I knew would lead to "you know what"...

HYE had sex at work?
 
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