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:eek:... but I was very drunk at the time.

Have you ever accidentally "pooped" your pants?

Nope, not since I reached the age of 3, but we start in diapers and end in diapers....so it's probably just a mater of time

Have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup....
 
Nope, not since I reached the age of 3, but we start in diapers and end in diapers....so it's probably just a mater of time

Have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup....

Yes, favorite porno ever :D

HYE tasted your own cum/pussy juice?
 
Nope, not since I reached the age of 3, but we start in diapers and end in diapers....so it's probably just a mater of time

and sometimes hit a bout of e-coli in between (causes uncontrollable bowel movements and projectile vomiting. yummy eh? (actually that's if you're lucky. It causes death in the young and old if you're unlucky))

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and sometimes hit a bout of e-coli in between (causes uncontrollable bowel movements and projectile vomiting. yummy eh? (actually that's if you're lucky. It causes death in the young and old if you're unlucky))

sorry, just had to add that little comment. we now return you to your regularly programmed question...

Or if you are in the 2nd grade and on a field trip and there are no bathrooms when you need one...:eek:
 
No, but isn't sex a sporting event?
HYE made love in the green grass behind the stadium?

The only green grASS around a stadium near me, was the ASSphalt, so no. Though it sounds like an awesome idea.

Have you ever gorged yourself on ice cream before?
 
The only green grASS around a stadium near me, was the ASSphalt, so no. Though it sounds like an awesome idea.

Have you ever gorged yourself on ice cream before?

Oh yes. Chocolate ice cream is my comfort food when I'm unhappy or depressed (been eating a lot of it lately). I'll eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's and then have the nerve to hide the empty container :eek:

HYE milked his prostate?
 
Oh yes. Chocolate ice cream is my comfort food when I'm unhappy or depressed (been eating a lot of it lately). I'll eat a pint of Ben and Jerry's and then have the nerve to hide the empty container :eek:

HYE milked his prostate?

No prostate milking...just a cow once, and that better have been an udder.

Have you ever had sex in a pickup?
 
No prostate milking...just a cow once, and that better have been an udder.

Have you ever had sex in a pickup?

Yes, although only in the cab. One of these days, I'll try and remember to keep a blanket or something inside the truck, then find a discreet place for a quicky in the bed.

Have you ever been caught having sex in public?
 
[Guyblue82;70722056]No prostate milking...just a cow once, and that better have been an udder.

I'm still laughing :D
 
I didn't have to, but I did when I was a teen. In cut-offs and a bikini top. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

HYE read Zen And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance?

No. I haven't been close to anything resembling Zen for a while.

HYE fallen off a motorcycle?
 
No. I haven't been close to anything resembling Zen for a while.

HYE fallen off a motorcycle?

Yes I have. Well, more like tipped over with the whole damned thing...

Have you ever woken up in the morning somewhere and didn't know how you got there?
 
Yes I have. Well, more like tipped over with the whole damned thing...

Have you ever woken up in the morning somewhere and didn't know how you got there?

Yep - when I was younger.

Have you ever fallen asleep somewhere unusual?
 
Yes I have. Well, more like tipped over with the whole damned thing...

Have you ever woken up in the morning somewhere and didn't know how you got there?
It happens

HYE gone on a multi hundred mile road trip on a whim?
 
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