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Gotten off on an airplane?

Yes, on an overnight transatlantic flight between to sleeping old ladies. One hand held a dirty novel, and the other hand was under a blanket.

Have you ever had an orgasm in the same room as someone who was awake but had no idea what was happening with you?
 
Yes, on an overnight transatlantic flight between to sleeping old ladies. One hand held a dirty novel, and the other hand was under a blanket.

Have you ever had an orgasm in the same room as someone who was awake but had no idea what was happening with you?

Most certainly. Or at least I think they had no idea.

HYE noticed someone else in a room/in public having an orgasm and not said anything?
 
I've been annoyed, but at myself, not at the person. (It was complicated.)

Have you ever witnessed a dramatic wardrobe malfunction?

Outside of the Super Bowl on television? No. Wait, that's a lie. Once in high school, someone wearing a dress that likely shouldn't have been worn to school with tights knelt in front of me (facing forward and away from me) and the entire dress pushed up around her waist. The tights were opaque, so no big show, but a fairly nice ass (or so I thought at the time.)

HYE had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction?
 
Outside of the Super Bowl on television? No. Wait, that's a lie. Once in high school, someone wearing a dress that likely shouldn't have been worn to school with tights knelt in front of me (facing forward and away from me) and the entire dress pushed up around her waist. The tights were opaque, so no big show, but a fairly nice ass (or so I thought at the time.)

HYE had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction?

I was walking on the sidewalk and this handsome man drove around the corner in his 911 with the top down. As I stared at him, I tripped over the curb and landed with my skirt around my waist. oops!

Have you ever set yourself up for an intentional malfunction?
 
HYE had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction?

Almost. The malfunction happened, but I fixed it before anyone noticed, thus saving myself from embarrassment.

Have you ever seen a naked person who was desperate to cover him or herself?
 
I was walking on the sidewalk and this handsome man drove around the corner in his 911 with the top down. As I stared at him, I tripped over the curb and landed with my skirt around my waist. oops!

Have you ever set yourself up for an intentional malfunction?

Wish I was the 911!

Can't say that I have, no.

Almost. The malfunction happened, but I fixed it before anyone noticed, thus saving myself from embarrassment.

Have you ever seen a naked person who was desperate to cover him or herself?

I can't say that I have. Never walked in on someone, apparently.

HYE been walked in on while naked?
 
HYE been walked in on while naked?

When I used to perform, there was the occasional costume change that took a little longer than it should have and someone would catch you naked.

HYE used your sexual influence to direct a business decision?
 
When I used to perform, there was the occasional costume change that took a little longer than it should have and someone would catch you naked.

HYE used your sexual influence to direct a business decision?

Not at this point anyway. I might not have the sexual influence to do it, haha.

HYE deferred to someone at work because of your feelings for them?
 
Not deliberately, but something like that may have happened before.

Have you ever been sexually frustrated by workplace rules?

Maybe not by rules, but by perceived ways of carrying yourselves, yes.

HYE had sex at work?
 
Maybe not by rules, but by perceived ways of carrying yourselves, yes.

HYE had sex at work?

guilty.

HYE confessed to something you didn't do because you knew that, of everyone involved, you were least likely to be punished?
 
guilty.

HYE confessed to something you didn't do because you knew that, of everyone involved, you were least likely to be punished?

Can't say that I have. Maybe I'm always most likely to be punished!

Yes, I have. I have a private little office with a door that locks. Oh, if those walls could talk...

Have you ever masturbated at your place of employment?

Yes. More than a few times. Thinking of people at work.

HYE had someone cover up something for you at work?
 
Technically speaking, yes I have.

Do you dislike wearing underwear?

No, it's really pretty and can make you feel sexy as hell, particularly when work clothes are necessarily more reserved

Do you like your partner naked or in beautiful lingerie?
 
No, it's really pretty and can make you feel sexy as hell, particularly when work clothes are necessarily more reserved

Do you like your partner naked or in beautiful lingerie?

Beautiful lingerie. I concur completely with you. There's something about a sexy set of panties. Well lingerie, but panties in particular. And they make them out of such wonderful material, I wish men's was made out of this material!

Do you like to wear stockings and/or tights?
 
Stockings, I dislike tights unless winter woolly and my skirt is short

Do you like to dress up or dress down?
 
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