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Nope. It's seems like it would be cold and unlifelike. I'd rather just use my hand....


HYE purchased a sex toy that offended your partner?

All my sex toys offended my ex BF lmao, He felt they weren't needed. Pffft !

HYE thrown out sex toys to please a partner
 
No,even though I love my toys,They are mine.with a mate is one thing.not a lover,quite another

HYE went to a toy store ith a lover or even a friend

Only once with a lover. It made her too uncomfortable. And she won't shop on line. :rolleyes:

HYE purchased a toy on the recommendation of a friend?
 
No,even though I love my toys,They are mine.with a mate is one thing.not a lover,quite another

HYE went to a toy store ith a lover or even a friend

Oh yes! There's nothing sexier!

HYE recognized someone in a sex toy store?
 
Never recognized anyone...did see my reflection in a mirror once and nearly jumped out of my skin.

HYE recognized someone walking OUT or INTO a toy store and try to explain your presence with something other than the obvious reason?
 
Only once with a lover. It made her too uncomfortable. And she won't shop on line. :rolleyes:

HYE purchased a toy on the recommendation of a friend?

LOL...No,I research the toy and go based on reviews.I make my own decisions

HYE had any toys you hhaven't tried ?
 
Yep. A female student. I slipped away unseen.

Have you ever been in a crowd while wearing only a towel?

Yes. More than once. And the towel was taken away from me every time. :eek:

LOL...No,I research the toy and go based on reviews.I make my own decisions

HYE had any toys you hhaven't tried ?

No. What would be the point?

Have I ever had a toy and not try it? No.

Have you ever used a fruit or vegetable as a sex toy?

Yeah! Is that what cucumbers and squash are for? :devil:

Have you ever ordered an expensive desert at a restaurant and then taken it home to smear on your lover's bod?
 
Yes. More than once. And the towel was taken away from me every time. :eek:



No. What would be the point?



Yeah! Is that what cucumbers and squash are for? :devil:

Have you ever ordered an expensive desert at a restaurant and then taken it home to smear on your lover's bod?

No, but that sounds like fun! And then lick it off, slowly...right?


HYE met a delivery person of the opposite sex in just a robe, and made sure they knew it was just a robe?
 
No, but that sounds like fun! And then lick it off, slowly...right?


HYE met a delivery person of the opposite sex in just a robe, and made sure they knew it was just a robe?

no. I tip enough already.

HYE created a vocal recording of yourself in a sexual situation that has yet to be heard?
 
No, thank goodness.

Have you ever informed someone that he or she was accidentally exposing him or herself?

just about every old man who I've ever had as a patient.. usually while hoping it's an accident.

HYE looked up your ancestry?
 
Yes, but I didn't trace it very far.

HYE denied being you when approached by an "old" school friend?

no. I'm often in the awkward position of not remembering the old "friend"

HYE had your teeth whitened so that they'd look better in your sex pictures?
 
no. I'm often in the awkward position of not remembering the old "friend"

HYE had your teeth whitened so that they'd look better in your sex pictures?

Had them whitened but not for that reason (at least consciously).

HYE attended a Halloween or costume party in a risqué outfit?
 
Had them whitened but not for that reason (at least consciously).

HYE attended a Halloween or costume party in a risqué outfit?

I don't know about risqué. I was an angel once in a white slip and pink fishnets.
I was required to wear a nude unitard in a dance concert once.. it was supposed to look naked. It did.

HYE kicked a guest out of your home?
 
I don't know about risqué. I was an angel once in a white slip and pink fishnets.
I was required to wear a nude unitard in a dance concert once.. it was supposed to look naked. It did.

HYE kicked a guest out of your home?

Not out of my house, so no.

HYE colored yourself blue?
 
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