Have You Ever

[EroticRomanticMan]

I'm married. I do laundry to get laid

HYE accidentally sexted someone (either the wrong person or you misread a situation)?

No. Oh wait I sent a picture to the wrong person. It was not that sexy though
From what I've seen I bet you don't have to do laundry to get laid agg!!!

HYE given a blow job or performed oral because someone is sad?

 

[coochiebarber]

No. Oh wait I sent a picture to the wrong person. It was not that sexy though
From what I've seen I bet you don't have to do laundry to get laid agg!!!

HYE given a blow job or performed oral because someone is sad?

No

HYE had pity sex?

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

No

HYE had pity sex?

No I have not. Quite a pity that!

HYE had sex in a hay wagon?

 

[coochiebarber]

No I have not. Quite a pity that!

HYE had sex in a hay wagon?

No

Have you ever had sex on a hay pile?

 

[TomBoner]

No

Have you ever had sex on a hay pile?

No ... but you've got me curious now.

HYE masturbated in a hot tub?

 

[seth6138]

No ... but you've got me curious now.

HYE masturbated in a hot tub?

I'll never eat Egg Drop Soup again Tom...rat bastard

HYE, had sex as part of receiving a promotion or to pass a class?

 

[coochiebarber]

I'll never eat Egg Drop Soup again Tom...rat bastard

HYE, had sex as part of receiving a promotion or to pass a class?

no

Have you ever had sex in exchange of monetary benefits?

 

[TomBoner]

no

Have you ever had sex in exchange of monetary benefits?

Nope ... but I would in a heart beat if somebody was willing!

HYE had an orgasm unexpectedly?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Nope ... but I would in a heart beat if somebody was willing!

HYE had an orgasm unexpectedly?

Yes, waking up after days of teasing, to read an IM. Unexpected, no touching...geesh...anyway.

HYE had an orgasm without touching?

 

[TomBoner]

Yes, waking up after days of teasing, to read an IM. Unexpected, no touching...geesh...anyway.

HYE had an orgasm without touching?

Well ... sort of. Prostate stimulation induced orgasm ... so never directly touched myself. Wonderful experience.

HYE been asleep when you had an orgasm?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Well ... sort of. Prostate stimulation induced orgasm ... so never directly touched myself. Wonderful experience.

HYE been asleep when you had an orgasm?

My first instinct is to say no.. or how would I know..
but I've woken wet enough that it could be possible

HYE rescued a bird who had flown all suicidal-like into your window?

 

[thelaughingcat]

My first instinct is to say no.. or how would I know..
but I've woken wet enough that it could be possible

HYE rescued a bird who had flown all suicidal-like into your window?

I've opened a window when I saw one coming, then flailed my arms wildly when it flew in...does that count?

HYE been late to work thanks to morning sex/masturbation?

 

[mrspank30]

My first instinct is to say no.. or how would I know..
but I've woken wet enough that it could be possible

HYE rescued a bird who had flown all suicidal-like into your window?

Have not

HYE had an ogasim in a movie theater

 

[tiny_tits]

I've opened a window when I saw one coming, then flailed my arms wildly when it flew in...does that count?

HYE been late to work thanks to morning sex/masturbation?

Yes- who hasn't?

HYE been on a cruise?

 

[mrspank30]

Yes- who hasn't?

HYE been on a cruise?

Yes

Had sexy in a foreign country.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Yes

Had sexy in a foreign country.

in a few foreign countries.. yes

HYE picked up a tour guide while on vacation and enlisted services of the sexual nature?

 

[mrspank30]

in a few foreign countries.. yes

HYE picked up a tour guide while on vacation and enlisted services of the sexual nature?

In Have not

HYE Had sex wwith your teacher or boss?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

In Have not

HYE Had sex wwith your teacher or boss?

I've had sex with THE boss.. but not MY boss

HYE eaten food off of someone's body?

 

[mrspank30]

I've had sex with THE boss.. but not MY boss

HYE eaten food off of someone's body?

THE Boss as in Bruce Springsteen LOL

Food off someone's body yes

HYE had sex with siblings

 

[tiny_tits]

I've had sex with THE boss.. but not MY boss

HYE eaten food off of someone's body?

Does whipping cream count?

HYE been on a boat naked?

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I've had sex with THE boss.. but not MY boss

HYE eaten food off of someone's body?

Yes out of their hand!
Yes I've been on a boat naked all the time!
HYE had someone slurp a shot out of your belly button?

 

[mrspank30]

Does whipping cream count?

HYE been on a boat naked?

Yes!

Had sex on a boat?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Yes out of their hand!
Yes I've been on a boat naked all the time!
HYE had someone slurp a shot out of your belly button?

does champagne count?

Yes!

Had sex on a boat?

yes.

HYE spent the night on the boat after making love in the moonlight?

 

[mrspank30]

does champagne count?



yes.

HYE spent the night on the boat after making love in the moonlight?

Does a cruise count

HYE been caught masterbating

 

[thelaughingcat]

Does a cruise count

HYE been caught masterbating

Does being heard count?

HYE had sex on a balcony?