jameslewis
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Several times, from different employers.
HYE had sex with your boss?
HYE had sex with your boss?
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Several times, from different employers.
HYE had sex with your boss?
No
HYE had a kiss so good that it curled your toes?
Oh my yes!
HYE been slapped on your butt in public by a lover?
Not my toes...
HYE been turned on by a touch of the elbow?
Oh my yes!
HYE been slapped on your butt in public by a lover?
Not my toes...
HYE been turned on by a touch of the elbow?
Yes, occasionally.
Nope.
Have you ever used a stainless steel dildo?
A Steely Dan? Why no!
HYE danced with the devil?
A Steely Dan? Why no!
HYE danced with the devil?
In the pale moonlight? No...never...
HYE seen the rain, coming down, on a sunny day?

Yes!
HYE Dumped someone for changing their physical appearance dramatically?
Nope. I doubt I would. Although I suppose it depends on how and why they changed.
HYE been dumped because you were too serious about the relationship?
It I have been it was not conveyed to me. Shrugs. Bad communication does not count. XD
HYE thought about changing a ladies last name?

um...you mean marrying her? yeah, I did it once...although actually technically not...she kept her maiden name.
HYE "put a ring on it" or had the ring put on you?
Yep. Fixing that issue at the moment.
HYE had a crush on a singer and if so who?
Well, Pat Benetar, both Ann and Nancy Wilson, Alanis Morriset.
Also there is a really cute young woman in my church's choir.
Also, there is a really gorgeous woman about my age in the church choir too.
HYE met your celebrity crush?
I don't have one. So no.
HYE Written a fan letter to a celebrity?
Nope.
HYE written a letter to the editor of a newspaper?
No one reads the local paper but old farts who are to stuck in their ways to take it to heart. Why bother.
HYE been on tv?
Yes.
HYE been on the radio?
No but I have a standing invite on some kinda web show.
HYE fallen in love?
No but I have a standing invite on some kinda web show.
HYE fallen in love?
Ha...that's cool.
Yes, more than once.
HYE lived in a foreign country?
Oh yes.
HYE broken an engagement?
Oh yes.
HYE broken an engagement?
Nope. Only visited.
Several.
HYE regretted a break up and gone back?
Nope.
LOL...no, but I've only ever broken up with one person.
HYE begged for one more chance?
When I walk I am done. Period.
HYE done something to get back at an ex for hurting you?
Not really.
HYE looked back on your relationship with an ex and realized how much it helped you grow?