mikeyirish
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Ok... Have you ever had a hard on while constantly replying to my forum posts? Haha
haha no it takes a bit more than that...but I get the hint
just having fun....
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Ok... Have you ever had a hard on while constantly replying to my forum posts? Haha
haha no it takes a bit more than that...but I get the hint
just having fun....
I was hinting at something? lol Was just being playful.
whew! felt like a perv ther for a minute!
bring it sista!
but honestly no, no hard on......yet
have you been wet laughing at my jokes?![]()
You're jokes aren't that good, hon. lol
Have you ever said something perverted that you thought would be funny only to have people stop and stare at you?
absolutely.....have you?
and no my jokes are not that funny....yet

No, i'm a girl so guys always laugh at my jokes, heh!
Have you ever had to go to work? 'Cause that's where i'm going now.
Bye y'all.
yes, soon!!! (Have a good day!)
Have you ever been involved with someone for reasons besides love? (for security reasons or anything like that?)
sexual reasons..
Have you ever had sex with a midget?
Nope.
HYE had sex in a jacuzzi?
Nope! However, one time I flipped out on my boss for telling me to come in on a day I had scheduled off a few months prior.
Have you ever had sexual thoughts or fantasies about one of your friend's or co-worker's family members?
Nope ... never thought of any of them that way.
Same question...
as odd as this sounds I was hot for the twin of a woman I worked with...go figure
HYE ever shaken from an orgasm?

shaken and almost fallen off the bed.
HYE broken a bed whilst having sex?
yes stained the car interior
h y e passed gas during sex ...... ?
No you misunderstood me..I was laughing at you all trying to outdo each other. Its not my style. 6 hour sessions dont interest me...I'm not running in an endurance event....I prefer fantastic 2 hour encounters with caressing talking and sleep in between.....quality over quantity every time sweetie....Id be asleep by hour 3Prove it !
Byeeeeeeeeeeeee sweety![]()
xNO! Sounds great though
Have you ever watched someone masturbate that didnt know you were watching them?