Hello

[smoothg103rd]

You are. Or maybe it's the axe that scared him.

Or maybe it's the, my name is, things I say, shit.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I wouldn't hurt a fly.

Have you ever tried to hit a fly with an axe? It's not as easy as you might think.

Oh Pookie. Turn it sideways.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Or maybe it's the, my name is, things I say, shit.

Why you hatin', brah!?

My avatar is the shit.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Why you hatin', brah!?

My avatar is the shit.

You are right. I did just take a shot of haterade. My apologies.

If I keep doing shit like that, chillywilly and adre will be out of a job.

 

[Pookie]

Oh Pookie. Turn it sideways.

Then I have to swing it sideways. Sheesh.

*twirls knots into blond hair*

 

[chillywilly2]

Why you hatin', brah!?

My avatar is the shit.

I think he is having trouble understanding it

 

[Lord Pmann]

You are right. I did just take a shot of haterade. My apologies.

If I keep doing shit like that, chillywilly and adre will be out of a job.

I know. I thought we was tight. *peace*

Then I have to swing it sideways. Sheesh.

*twirls knots into blond hair*

Pookie, let me take you out to a movie (Pornhub) and we can go back to my place (mother's basement) and I can show you how to kill a fly with an axe.

 

[Adre]

You are right. I did just take a shot of haterade. My apologies.

If I keep doing shit like that, chillywilly and adre will be out of a job.

I've been out of a job for years, smooperoo.

 

[bronzeage]

I am not seeing how a nose shaped like a penis is a bad thing...

Because every motherfucker has a "blow your nose" joke and thinks he's the first in the world to think of it.


I understand women. I've been married 3 times and had a few serious relationships in between. The second marriage qualified me for a degree in clinical psychology. I've been involved with girl or a woman since I was 13. I know what woman is going to say. I know what she's thinking. I know what she is going to do.

It doesn't make any thing easier. It actually gets tedious.

My advice is to quit trying to understand women and let it all be a surprise.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I've been out of a job for years, smooperoo.

You don't get it, do you?

 

[smoothg103rd]

I know. I thought we was tight. *peace*



Pookie, let me take you out to a movie (Pornhub) and we can go back to my place (mother's basement) and I can show you how to kill a fly with an axe.

We're tighter than a virgin Nun. I seen my mistake, and I apologies brah brah. Thou shall never hate on his homeboy.

 

[Adre]

You don't get it, do you?

Your wit is too complex and sophisticated for me.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Your wit is too complex and sophisticated for me.

Understandable.

 

[Recidiva]

Because every motherfucker has a "blow your nose" joke and thinks he's the first in the world to think of it.


I understand women. I've been married 3 times and had a few serious relationships in between. The second marriage qualified me for a degree in clinical psychology. I've been involved with girl or a woman since I was 13. I know what woman is going to say. I know what she's thinking. I know what she is going to do.

It doesn't make any thing easier. It actually gets tedious.

My advice is to quit trying to understand women and let it all be a surprise.

Yeah, but really...seriously, have a sense of humor and enjoy the anatomy perk.

I would second the "just enjoy the ride" advice, but some people are just not that laid back.

 

[bronzeage]

Yeah, but really...seriously, have a sense of humor and enjoy the anatomy perk.

I would second the "just enjoy the ride" advice, but some people are just not that laid back.

Survivors are laid back. The rest get chewed up by the process and end up as bitter and lonely old men who defend public morals on adult oriented social forums.

 

[Recidiva]

Survivors are laid back. The rest get chewed up by the process and end up as bitter and lonely old men who defend public morals on adult oriented social forums.

I have no experience with any of this, please tell me more.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I was really gushing a bit ago ... and not in a good way.

I know, every time I used the bathroom today, it looked like a sacrificed a small animal in the pot. And the cramps, forget about it.

 

[Noor]

Because every motherfucker has a "blow your nose" joke and thinks he's the first in the world to think of it.


I understand women. I've been married 3 times and had a few serious relationships in between. The second marriage qualified me for a degree in clinical psychology. I've been involved with girl or a woman since I was 13. I know what woman is going to say. I know what she's thinking. I know what she is going to do.

It doesn't make any thing easier. It actually gets tedious.

My advice is to quit trying to understand women and let it all be a surprise.

Ha, the women you know, are self selected, it doesn't mean you know and can predict all women.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I always miss the cretins.

It's the nearest we can get now to those banned Victorian shows where you could poke the freak with a stick, or take a tour of Bedlam.

 

[bronzeage]

Ha, the women you know, are self selected, it doesn't mean you know and can predict all women.

Actually, I am the one who was selected. There is something to what say. In any situation, the number of smart options are limited. It's a good day when there is more than one. Since I prefer smart women, it's easier to predict their actions. There are some women who have the entire universe to choose from.

As for all women, I offer consulting services and so far, my predictions have been pretty much on the mark.

 

[Noor]

I always miss the cretins.

It's the nearest we can get now to those banned Victorian shows where you could poke the freak with a stick, or take a tour of Bedlam.

You mean the Imperial War Museum London?

 

[DesEsseintes]

You mean the Imperial War Museum London?

Wonderful place, but no.

I was thinking of this sort of thing.