Help me out on this....

[doctor_insanus]

Awww... thanks!

*blushing*

Again... back atcha!

 

[Harpoon]

Only time will tell...but it is off to a good if some what unguided start. misguided?

Anyway good luck

 

[doctor_insanus]

Don't think I've let my guard down! Those killer baboons thrive on our complacency!

*Looks at the twin Kevin Smiths*

Okay... so maybe one of them is a clone...

DIE, YOU FUCKERS!!!

*Fires at the rampaging apes*

 

[unusuallyconfused]

I have a great idea, you look like a good looking guy, and you seem sweet, so, why don't you offer yourself in an auction, or something like that to get the thread to the top. You could have people post information about themselves, (look at tiggs thread, that is going like hotcakes) and then...........lol, I do have a warped sense of humor. It was an idea, and it moved you back at top albeit temporarily.

 

[Mistress]

NIPPLES!!!!!


Err sorry inside joke Snickers

 

[ohiobbw]

Re: How's Jay

Oh, my god! Valdimer79 is Silent Bob!

That was just too funny!!
I love Silent Bob!!!!

 

[unusuallyconfused]

I just don't know about this anymore, Valdimer. I am running out of ideas to help you.

The auction thing is the best way to go, I tell you the truth.

 

[Ravenloft]

THEY ARN'T APES HAMILTON!

They're baboons, CORRECTION, KILLER BABOONS!

Does no one know how to STOP THEM?!

They've EATEN my ENTIRE family!

What a way to go...

Bullets won't stop them...

They laugh at knives!

Even Fisting makes them chortle!

Oh! The HORROR! THE HORROR!!!

*Tence organ music.*

*Looking around wildly, with my "someoneisgonnabeanunwillingpartofabloodletting!!!" glare.*

Oh YEAH! We still have to kill the ORGAN PLAYER!

*Doing a double take*

Kevin clones! Thats IT! Thats how we can KILL the KILLER BABOONS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Val! Call our MAD SCIENTIST! Tell em we have a JOB for him! And its not a BLOW JOB!

*Shaking my fists in the air with the realization of my nefarious plot...*

 

[Valdimer]

An auction? Hmmmmmmmmmmm....

Okay, I'll sell my body!

Bidding will now start at one dollar!

The winner of the auction gets to take me out to a fabulous dinner, get me drunk, and have wild crazy baboon sex! WITH ME!


*Looks over auction crowd*

Announcer*

And now back to our regularly scheduled program...

The MAD SCIENTIST! ARE YOU MAD?!

*loud horrific organ music*

But wait! Some of our fans think we are the same person!

How will we solve this dilemma?

WITH A 9 VOLT BATTERY!!!!

Quick! To the Rustmbile!

*action music played by organ*

 

[doctor_insanus]

*Looking around at no one in particular*

Dude, this is pretty fucked up here!

*Opens up again on the killer... uh, monkeys*

Die, you shit-flinging freaks!

 

[Valdimer]

Oh yea, I almost forgot.......

*Rubs nips with icecube*

snoogens

 

[MysteryJKR]

im blind!!!!


good to see your getting some help to make a succesful thread man. lol.

 

[Valdimer]

Are we the same person?! I dont think so......lol

 

[Valdimer]

And now, our cameraman....

 

[Valdimer]

Xander!! How could you do that to our loving audience?!

 

[Valdimer]

And now, the main attraction of the show, RAVENLOFT!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hmmm... the photographic evidence is impressive...

But I've seen enough "X-Files" to know that this stuff can be faked!

C'mon! Admit it! You're the same damn guy!

*Lobs a grenade out the window*

Fire in the hole!

BOOM!!!

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

*shaking head*

Ok, I told you I would look at your thread hun...but...LMAO...I have nothing to say...in fact...well I am just gonna watch...

*ducking* damn bombs

don't make me get out the waterhose...*hides* Damn, I don't wear white and the day I picked to wear it, I have to mention water....

 

[doctor_insanus]

Mmmmm... water...

*Momentarily forgets the threat of the killer baboons*

The mind boggles...

 

[Ravenloft]

*A KILLER BABOON sneeks up behind Lava, trying to GROPE her bum!*

Oh no you dont! You vile, loathsome BEAST from HELL!!!

If anyone gets to GROPE her! Its ME!

Ahahahahahahah!!!

*Launching myself at the fool KILLER BABOON.*

Val: Fly fat ass fly!!!

I got some monkey chow for you, BABOON!

EAT A SOCK FULL OF QUARTERS! GRR!

*And so, gentle readers... The KEVIN CLONES come to the rescue, saving a few innocent maidens... a few NOT SO INNOCENT as well... But in the end, the day, and the victory was had by the rightous KEVIN CLONES!!!*

*Organ music plays triumphantly in the back ground*

WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THAT ORGAN!!!

And... *turning to Val* Did you really hump my mom?

*Organ: Dun dun DUN!!!*

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

NObody informed me of killer baboons!

 

[Guest]

oook
which one of ya is the evil clone?????

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

And...noone told me they were ass grabbing baboons...

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hmmm... Kevin clones.

I'm beginning to think this "killer baboon" invasion is just a means to distract us from a far greater danger.

And now, the groping of bums...

It's more serious than I thought. Best to play along for now, I think.

 

[Guest]

soooo

wouldn't it be the 'killer ass grabbing baboons'?