Here's an idea...Have you ever TRIED to talk dirty to the previous poster?

[hopeful_wife]

I haven't tried...

 

[Cogan]

No I haven't...

 

[Photog1rl]

Nope. I have not tried.

 

[mnbreastluver]

No we’ve never had laundry talk.

 

[Photog1rl]

No we’ve never had laundry talk.

Does that mean you like to start out with clean talking? Like PG level?

 

[jason28053]

Does that mean you like to start out with clean talking? Like PG level?

I would and she would get a good laugh

 

[mnbreastluver]

Does that mean you like to start out with clean talking? Like PG level?

Well nothing about the best way to remove a mud stain.

 

[Chillygirl]

Nah my dirty talk is pretty lame

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Negative

 

[Tallulah82]

Negative

I swear 2024 is the year I'm going to dip my toe into Kinky's pool, though I fear that once I do, he'll be smitten just like the thousands before him. Then, I might have to be nicer to him. *sigh*

 

[13Fantasies]

I swear 2024 is the year I'm going to dip my toe into Kinky's pool, though I fear that once I do, he'll be smitten just like the thousands before him. Then, I might have to be nicer to him. *sigh*

Yes.

And her therapist said I need to stop because she's not getting any better

 

[Tallulah82]

Yes.

And her therapist said I need to stop because she's not getting any better

Excuse me. Did you just insult my inability to talk dirty AND claim that even with practice, it'll never get better???

 

[13Fantasies]

Excuse me. Did you just insult my inability to talk dirty AND claim that even with practice, it'll never get better???

Insult? Of course not. I SWISH my cape at you.

I was just noting how your therapist has mentioned that MY attempts at dirty talking to YOU had caused you mental trauma and you aren't recovering

 

[Tallulah82]

Insult? Of course not. I SWISH my cape at you.

I was just noting how your therapist has mentioned that MY attempts at dirty talking to YOU had caused you mental trauma and you aren't recovering

Did it ever occur to you that maybe it's not your dirty talk that causes me trauma but your incessant desire to SWISH your cape (and other items) at me, particularly when I'm not expecting to be SWISHED at?

 

[13Fantasies]

Did it ever occur to you that maybe it's not your dirty talk that causes me trauma but your incessant desire to SWISH your cape (and other items) at me, particularly when I'm not expecting to be SWISHED at?

You usually salivate worse than Pavlov's dog when I swish at you...

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I swear 2024 is the year I'm going to dip my toe into Kinky's pool, though I fear that once I do, he'll be smitten just like the thousands before him. Then, I might have to be nicer to him. *sigh*

Perfect response, right down to the use of "toe" dipping as one of my fetishes happens to be feet! As for the "smitten" part, I don't doubt it T.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Yes.

And her therapist said I need to stop because she's not getting any better

Nope.

 

[Bry1313]

Nope.

Hey you wanna…….oh, have you, not would you.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Hey you wanna…….oh, have you, not would you.

To what is no doubt his immense relief... I have not

 

[jason28053]

To what is no doubt his immense relief... I have not

I have not, and that’s a shame on me

 

[Tessinwales]

No, but happy to try.

 

[13Fantasies]

No, but happy to try.

I would if there was interest.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I would if there was interest.

Yep.. lol

 

[Bdm20]

Yep.. lol

Not that I recall

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Not that I recall

Nope I have not