Here's How Donald Trump Could Become President

[toubab]

Yep, that's the story for the next news cycle: the hardcore fundies, usually Cruz's staunchest supporters, appear to have deserted him in droves for Trump.

Not sure what that means, really.

Trump is like a tidal wave. Unstoppable. I'm really surprised by the results in Vigo County. It's clear Trump is going to absolutely crush Cruz there, and Sanders is also going to win there easily. Sanders will win the state.

It's going to be a hell of a general election.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Hey, I love the idea of a Trump nomination.

He's kicked over the rock and exposed all the cockroaches to the light.

This country is full of fucking deplorable people, and they're gonna be out in force over the next six months.

Trump's rabid supporters rioting when he let's them all down by not delivering - and it's bound to happen.

 

[Sean]

Cruz just quit.

 

[toubab]

Cruz just suspended his campaign. It's over. Trump will be the GOP nominee.

 

[Sean Renaud]

While some of you are handwringing over a Trump nomination or dare I say it, President Trump? He can do no worse than Obama and will be far more entertaining.

He could be below average and accomplish being worse than Obama or even Bush for that matter.

 

[Sean Renaud]

And that's game gents. Only madness lies beyond.

 

[Hypoxia]

Cruz just quit.

What a luzer. Ah well, {JHWH} spoke and the word wasn't good for Teddy. This is YUGE! Bend over and smile.

EDIT: Remember, up above, I predicted surprises, including divine intervention? Here 'tis. Crude can go on the godly-lecture circuit now, make money, influence luzers, cut deals with Satan, etc. Maybe converting to Jehovah's Witness would be a good career move. It worked for Prince.

 

[RoryN]

Man, has he got a hard-on about the ads. Again and again.

Also, "bigly" = new word.

 

[phrodeau]

Man, has he got a hard-on about the ads. Again and again.

Also, "bigly" = new word.

Bigly? Great - another illiterate conservative.

 

[toubab]

Trump won Vigo County with 63.6% of the vote, to 28.5% for Cruz and 5.9% for Kasich.

Sanders won Vigo County with 55.2% of the vote, to 44.8% for Hillary.

Trump got 8,537 votes. Hillary got 6,042. Worth noting.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Cruz just quit.

Cruz just suspended his campaign. It's over. Trump will be the GOP nominee.

I'm not sure if such a thing is possible, but I suspect Miles will be more bitchier than he usually is tomorrow morning. He was the ultimate Cruz supporter.

I guess his jackboots will have to stay in the closet at least another four years.

 

[RoryN]

Bobby Jindal is now supporting Trump. His cataclysmic slide into becoming one of the most pathetic politicians alive continues.

Remember when he was a GOP darling? Today, both sides of the aisle want to hit him in the face with a 2x4. Piece. Of. Shit.

 

[toubab]

I'm not sure if such a thing is possible, but I suspect Miles will be more bitchier than he usually is tomorrow morning. He was the ultimate Cruz supporter.

I guess his jackboots will have to stay in the closet at least another four years.

Well, now he is going to have to decide between Trump and Hillary. Or perhaps vote for some obscure third party candidate or nobody at all.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Well, now he is going to have to decide between Trump and Hillary. Or perhaps vote for some obscure third party candidate or nobody at all.

4est_gump has it worse than miles. He hates Hillary more than Ishmael hates negroes, but there's a YUUUUGE reason he can't vote for Trump.

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff502/Soonyigump/55pvrd7r2_rei8oz_zpswobqgghz.png

Looks like he's stuck voting for whoever the Libertarian crank is this year. Again.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Trump won in Indiana a lot more easily than I thought he would. According to exit polls, he even won among those I thought might vote for Cruz, the highly religious conservatives. Watching the talking heads exploding on TV is something else. Some of them are really losing it. Trump is driving them crazy.

Sadly, it has come to this...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I found this interesting: http://www.nationalreview.com/node/434883/print



I still don't get it...

 

[toubab]

I found this interesting: http://www.nationalreview.com/node/434883/print



I still don't get it...

Don't get what?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The appeal of Trump.

 

[toubab]

The appeal of Trump.

As opposed to the appeal of Ted Cruz?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

As opposed to ANYONE.

 

[toubab]

As opposed to ANYONE.

Well, it's going to come down to Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, unless there's divine intervention of some sort. You pays your money and you takes your choice. Column R or column D. No substitutions.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No, I'll be voting for the eventual Libertarian candidate so that I can at least claim that I voted for some fucking sanity...

 

[toubab]

No, I'll be voting for the eventual Libertarian candidate so that I can at least claim that I voted for some fucking sanity...

Perhaps you didn't understand. NO SUBSTITUTIONS ALLOWED!!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm taking your ball and going home now.

 

[toubab]

You can order whatever you like, but you will be served from the menu. It's column R or column D. Column R is now limited to the Trump special. Column D has been limited to the Hillary special since the doors opened. NO SUBSTITUTIONS!!!