Hi, I'm Stephy...

[MrsHumpty]

What? No one sent you a "We get together, then I just lay down on the bed and let you treat my body like a gymnastics apparatus. Shortly after I finish, I slip into a snoring slumber. When I wake up, you've let yourself out after repaving my driveway"

lmfao. Ur awesome

 

[MrsHumpty]

ok honey you had me at hello....whoa!!!

lol! Well, hey...hello...hi...how ya doing?

 

[EktachromeJP]

Hi there! wanted to say hey...this place IS addicting!

you enjoying yourself tonight?

 

[k_m_d_]

done. Now what?

Shit. I need to come up with more?

 

[st2988]

i want to apply for your job.. are you still hiring? i am a very hard worker.. i have the right tools to get you done.. my big tool is for you if you want to play and have fun ..

 

[MrsHumpty]

Shit. I need to come up with more?

eh, yea. i can be awfully demanding, eh?

 

[cruise14]

nice to meet you! I created an account this week, but have visited the site for years for the good reads. In the last few months tho, it has become slightly more addicting I'm looking for some fun online friendships

I'm a 26/f/married/kids/college grad/kinky freak...

I've talked to a lot of people on here this week...and its hard to keep up with who is who and all that jazz....so I figured a thread might be a little easier to keep it all in once place.

Want to know anything? Please ask!

How big of a kinky freak are you?

 

[LizTee5]

You into other ladies by any chance?

 

[QSco]

lmfao. Ur awesome

If that's what you're into, we're going to get along great. My driveway doesn't need to be paved, but it could really do with a resealing!

 

[hdrider458]

lol! Well, hey...hello...hi...how ya doing?

I'm well now that I've read some of your posts!

 

[MrsHumpty]

hey freaks! Good mornin I wonder if today will be as eventful as yesterday?

 

[PaRebel44]

eventful , what was eventful ?
pm me if you want to know anything about me -other than mother's maiden name , blood type etc

 

[sithpac]

hey freaks! Good mornin I onder if today will be as eventful as yesterday?

that could be either good or bad...where bad is also good....hmmm I've confused myself this early in the morning...

 

[zekealicious]

First day of summer...it's bound to be eventful!

 

[VIPER2121]

How can we make your day more interesting Steph!

 

[PAfireguy]

hey freaks! Good mornin I wonder if today will be as eventful as yesterday?

Eventful? do tell more!!

 

[MrsHumpty]

it's not as fun if I have to tell you guys what to do...

I like surprises

 

[zekealicious]

How about if we all show up naked at your door?

 

[MrsHumpty]

How about if we all show up naked at your door?

my back door?

lol...

 

[zekealicious]

I do like your innuendo Stephy...

Back door indeed!

 

[excentrix]

I love a hot woman who is not shy in answering all our curious questions about you! Don't stop!

Ever play with yourself in the washroom or a private area during your lunch break?

 

[doowopdoowop]

my back door?

lol...

have you ever had your ass licked? I love going down on my wife and hearing her tell me to go lower.... so hot!

 

[MrsHumpty]

I haven't had any solo sessions at my current job...but in previous on...yea...lol

and to the next guy...read some of my thread and you will get that answer

 

[excentrix]

Maybe today is the day for you to do some solo action at your new job, and report back to us how it went!

 

[Lone_Wanderer]

Hello Humpty! Hope you have just an exciting day as yesterday...

I got thinking about all the fun stuff you got to do while at work. Maybe I can conjure up an idea or two...

Maybe in your breakroom, perhaps...