Hijack Me! Lightning round controversy

[WriterDom]

daisy family

 

[WriterDom]

Ah Page 14. That's better.

 

[Recidiva]

Was page 13 bad luck?

 

[WriterDom]

Was page 13 bad luck?

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WriterDom]

So what do you do on a cold wet rainy day when sex isn't a likely option?

 

[Recidiva]

So what do you do on a cold wet rainy day when sex isn't a likely option?

Bubble bath, watch a good movie, read a good book, take a nap, cook something yummy, play a game.

 

[WriterDom]

Bubble bath, watch a good movie, read a good book, take a nap, cook something yummy, play a game.

That all sounds good. Squeeze in some gym time and write something really slutty.

 

[Recidiva]

That all sounds good. Squeeze in some gym time and write something really slutty.

I don't go to the gym anymore, but I do love the Wii Fit and exercise bike we have here.

I suck at slutty, I'm afraid. Total failure. Best I can do is whimsical.

 

[WriterDom]

I shouldn't complain about the rain. About 18 months ago Atlanta was worried about running out of water. Much of the southeast was.

 

[Recidiva]

I shouldn't complain about the rain. About 18 months ago Atlanta was worried about running out of water. Much of the southeast was.

I think that's partly why I'm suited to Florida.

When I lived in California there was so much water rationing...if I can't take that hot bubble bath, life gets grim. That's a hard limit.

 

[WriterDom]

I think that's partly why I'm suited to Florida.

When I lived in California there was so much water rationing...if I can't take that hot bubble bath, life gets grim. That's a hard limit.

When I met the bible college virgin, I gave her a bubble bath. She had only been kissed one time and had never been nude in front of a guy. Had lots of candles. Washed her with a soft sea sponge. Dried her off. Carried her to bed and shaved her pussy no one had touched. Sigh.

 

[Recidiva]

When I met the bible college virgin, I gave her a bubble bath. She had only been kissed one time and had never been nude in front of a guy. Had lots of candles. Washed her with a soft sea sponge. Dried her off. Carried her to bed and shaved her pussy no one had touched. Sigh.

See? You get it. Certain wish fulfilment is not possible in a drought zone.

I rented a place specifically for it's huge, tiled deep-sunk square tub that could fit about four people.

I never could fill that thing up before it ran out of hot water due to the rationing. I'd sit there fuming in tepid water up to mid-thigh, cursing the water gods.

 

[WriterDom]

See? You get it. Certain wish fulfilment is not possible in a drought zone.

I rented a place specifically for it's huge, tiled deep-sunk square tub that could fit about four people.

I never could fill that thing up before it ran out of hot water due to the rationing. I'd sit there fuming in tepid water up to mid-thigh, cursing the water gods.

That would suck. The only bans we have are not being able to water outside on certain days. I do like a bath when it's cold. But rarely in the summer.

 

[Recidiva]

That would suck. The only bans we have are not being able to water outside on certain days. I do like a bath when it's cold. But rarely in the summer.

I have low blood pressure. Showers make me dizzy and I can't stand them. Baths are generally my chance to warm up like a lizard in the sun. Without them, I'm basically a cold lizard.

 

[WriterDom]

I have low blood pressure. Showers make me dizzy and I can't stand them. Baths are generally my chance to warm up like a lizard in the sun. Without them, I'm basically a cold lizard.

I don't guess you be moving to Minneapolis anytime soon. I wouldn't live there if Netzach promised to keep me warm with her naked body all winter. Ice fishing? Fuck that.

 

[Recidiva]

I don't guess you be moving to Minneapolis anytime soon. I wouldn't live there if Netzach promised to keep me warm with her naked body all winter. Ice fishing? Fuck that.

I lived in Massachusetts for a while. Yes. FUCK that. I'd rather have hurricanes than 6 foot drifts of snow.

 

[JMohegan]

So what do you do on a cold wet rainy day when sex isn't a likely option?

Throw on a North Face jacket and head out for a run.

 

[WriterDom]

I bet a nice hot turkey chili would be good today. The 98% fat free stuff.

 

[Recidiva]

I bet a nice hot turkey chili would be good today. The 98% fat free stuff.

Sounds yummy. I am thinking a few nukable white castle cheeseburgers.

I love those things.

 

[WriterDom]

Homemade soup and cornbread cooked in an iron skillet sounds yummy too.

 

[Recidiva]

Homemade soup and cornbread cooked in an iron skillet sounds yummy too.

Ultimately I went with a pastrami and cheddar on italian bread with mustard and mayo and some potato chips.

 

[intothewoods]

Throw on a North Face jacket and head out for a run.

I'm not entirely certain why, but your reference to North Face made me LOL repeatedly.

I bet a nice hot turkey chili would be good today. The 98% fat free stuff.

I'm making lamb chili tomorrow.

 

[WriterDom]

I'm not entirely certain why, but your reference to North Face made me LOL repeatedly.



I'm making lamb chili tomorrow.

Lamb? Like Mary had? That's so sad.

 

[Recidiva]

Lamb? Like Mary had? That's so sad.

I'm definitely a true pagan. There's good stuff when small and helpless animals are sacrificed.

 

[WriterDom]

Maybe it's a Jewish thing. But I don't think our stores even carry lamb.