Hilary Duff????

[Rumple Foreskin]

sorry...was drifting off thinking of HD at a hideaway resort....she meets a young ranch hand.....then the maid.....then....???

Drift away, big guy, drift away.

Sorry about that broken link. I found the fool photo again and stuck it on a hosting site so this one should hang around this time. But while so gainfully employed, it occured to me that HD bears a certain resemblence to another cuddly, cutey pie type from an earlier era: Charlene Tilton of the old DALLAS TV show.

Judge for yourself.

http://www.lacaceleb.hu/kulfoldi/charlene_tilton/bigimages/charlene_tilton0014.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

 

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catching up. I just read how Hil joined sis Hayley onstage at a Halloween Bash.

Anyone else getting lesbian celeb incest vibes?

 

[TheCaptain]

catching up. I just read how Hil joined sis Hayley onstage at a Halloween Bash.

Anyone else getting lesbian celeb incest vibes?

Yep had for a while... .

But is Hayley legit yet???

Capt

 

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Yep had for a while... .

But is Hayley legit yet???

Capt

Haylie is the older sister ( not to be confused with the Simpsons or the Spears, the Duffs got the older one's career boosted by the younger prettier one) born 1985

 

[TheCaptain]

Haylie is the older sister ( not to be confused with the Simpsons or the Spears, the Duffs got the older one's career boosted by the younger prettier one) born 1985

ah-huh.... hmmm, Hayley's the same age as me then...

If she's the one I'm thinking of (not so sure, as I'm not RIGHT up there with Americaneze pop culture), then I think I personally find her hotter than Hillary

Capt

 

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ah-huh.... hmmm, Hayley's the same age as me then...

If she's the one I'm thinking of (not so sure, as I'm not RIGHT up there with Americaneze pop culture), then I think I personally find her hotter than Hillary

Capt

well, Hil got the better nose job....

they did a video duet of " Our Lips are Sealed" that was contoversial cause they hold hands and sorta make out in a foamy fountain.

Haylie's biggest movie to date was a smallish part in Napoleon Dynamite, but she has more to come

 

[TheCaptain]

well, Hil got the better nose job....

they did a video duet of " Our Lips are Sealed" that was contoversial cause they hold hands and sorta make out in a foamy fountain.

Haylie's biggest movie to date was a smallish part in Napoleon Dynamite, but she has more to come

Yep, its Haylie I'm thinking of, a little more attractive and mature IMO though Hill's got her attraction cause she's younger and more 'innocent'....

Capt

http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/88/42/88842.jpg

 

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so if Hil is off for a month, does Haylie blow Dave Letterman for her?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

so if Hil is off for a month, does Haylie blow Dave Letterman for her?

Yes. Yes, she does. (If she doesn't get her nose in the way.)

 

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Yes. Yes, she does. (If she doesn't get her nose in the way.)

maybe its a perverse twist on Pinochio...if she DOESN'T swallow cum frequently, her nose wil grow more?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

maybe its a perverse twist on Pinochio...if she DOESN'T swallow cum frequently, her nose wil grow more?

Now that's a scary thought!

 

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Now that's a scary thought!

good thing she's such a skank then

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Thank Goddess for small favors!

 

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wonder if Hil wil be back in time for a bad Holiday special?

 

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how about Hilary's dog runs off in the park to find a riend, Hil meets a perfectly normal guy, falls in love, they live happily ever after?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

how about Hilary's dog runs off in the park to find a riend, Hil meets a perfectly normal guy, falls in love, they live happily ever after?

KINKY.

Rumple Foreskin

 

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KINKY.

Rumple Foreskin

I guess no one would ever believe it.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I guess no one would ever believe it.

Not unless the dog got into the act, and Lit no longer posts those stories.

Rumple "woofing" Foreskin

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Rumple "woofing" Foreskin

 

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so how about her vacation is in a tropical paradise, where no one recognizes her? she samples local delicacies of the male variety, gets introduced to girl/girl sex, but eventually, craves fame, so enters the amateur stripping contest at the resort....

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

so how about her vacation is in a tropical paradise, where no one recognizes her? she samples local delicacies of the male variety, gets introduced to girl/girl sex, but eventually, craves fame, so enters the amateur stripping contest at the resort....

Maybe just a tad busy.

But in all non-seriousness, I see her more as the "innocence seduced" type rather than the "latent slut" just liberated from the closet. And with that mouth, there's just gotta, gotta, gotta be a serious fellatio scene.

I'll cogitate. Yeah, I know, it's tough work. But I'm a trouper.

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Maybe just a tad busy.

But in all non-seriousness, I see her more as the "innocence seduced" type rather than the "latent slut" just liberated from the closet. And with that mouth, there's just gotta, gotta, gotta be a serious fellatio scene.

I'll cogitate. Yeah, I know, it's tough work. But I'm a trouper.

Rumple Foreskin

she dates a rock guitarist. so much for innocent. I agree about the mouth though.

 

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Just read where the media are trying to suggest a rivallry tween HD and Kelly Clarkson. Any interest in a plot about the two stars having a cat fight backstage at an awards show which then turns sexual?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

she dates a rock guitarist. so much for innocent. I agree about the mouth though.

We're talking image here, not reality.

Your HD/KC cat-fight suggestion reminded me of the cat-fight scene in that paragon of cinematic excellence, Valley of the Dolls, that had Patty Duke yanking off Susan Hayward's wig and thowing it into a commode. They just don't make 'em like that anymore.

Rumple Foreskin

 

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I just read HD quoted as saying marriage is sacred ( she was trashing Jess and Nick for "The Newlweds"). My evil twin desires her to star in a smutty wedding story. Please.