Hilary Duff????

Teeen People says Carrie Underwoood is alleged to have "beef" with HD ( which Underwood denies). Catfight backstage at a joint event perhaps?
 
shes got one of those really annoying teenyamericangirl voices that gets on your nerves
 
emz182 said:
shes got one of those really annoying teenyamericangirl voices that gets on your nerves

Couldn't agree more but I always thought she had a nice ass before she started starving herself.
 
Neon Penguin said:
Couldn't agree more but I always thought she had a nice ass before she started starving herself.

yeah, the dimples are fading into shadow land as well.....
 
anyone see CBTD 2 yet? Reviews say HD is cute, girly....in other words, ya just wanna roll her in a mud puddle and make her wrestle....
 
sirhugs said:
anyone see CBTD 2 yet? Reviews say HD is cute, girly....in other words, ya just wanna roll her in a mud puddle and make her wrestle....
That SirHugs has urbane, sophisticated elegance he ain't never used.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Sister Haylie in the news today for not being able to talk her way out of a traffic ticket and being sent to traffic school. Ooops..bet Hil woulda blown her way outta that!
 
sirhugs said:
Sister Haylie in the news today for not being able to talk her way out of a traffic ticket and being sent to traffic school. Ooops..bet Hil woulda blown her way outta that!
Nice story starter idea, Hugs, but truth be told, all she'd have to do is lay one of her "who me?" innocent smiles on the traffic cop (male or female) and that ticket would be history. Might be fun to have two cops (M & F) stopping her and then both letting her bribe them.

Have a good one.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Nice story starter idea, Hugs, but truth be told, all she'd have to do is lay one of her "who me?" innocent smiles on the traffic cop (male or female) and that ticket would be history. Might be fun to have two cops (M & F) stopping her and then both letting her bribe them.

Have a good one.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

and in the sequel, the two cops set a speed trap for both sisters?
 
sirhugs said:
HD in a Santa outfit, anybody?
Not me. I'm way too traditional. HD in a mini-skirt elf costume with a plunging neckline would do a lot more to turn my crank than seeing her looking nine months preggo in a Santa outfit.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Matthew Craig said:
She seems like she would be a dead fuck to me. Throw a cock in her face and watch her say.. "Ewwwwwww!"

but who would give her a chance to speak?
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Not me. I'm way too traditional. HD in a mini-skirt elf costume with a plunging neckline would do a lot more to turn my crank than seeing her looking nine months preggo in a Santa outfit.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

my office owns a "sexy santa" suit from less politically correct days. Nubile staffers usta have to dress in it for the annusal party. It was "off the shoulder" and well above the knee. I think that's what I had in mind for HD.
 
so how'd Janet Jackson top HD on Google's most searched in 2005 list?

Seems to me HD should go to Google HQ and fuck every nerd there until she gets the answer...
 
sirhugs said:
so how'd Janet Jackson top HD on Google's most searched in 2005 list?

Seems to me HD should go to Google HQ and fuck every nerd there until she gets the answer...
Either that, or flash a boob on national TV.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Either that, or flash a boob on national TV.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

maybe she could hoost a porn channel reality show: America's Virgin Idol, to see which nerd gets to engineer the wardrobe malfunction
 
is there a story in her wanting a sewing machine for Christmas?
 
it would almost be worth watching Dick Clark to see HD and gather fresh ideas...

almost
 
since I was sick, I missed HD new years eve....how slutty was she?????
 
sirhugs said:
since I was sick, I missed HD new years eve....how slutty was she?????
I tried to watch; really did, but just couldn't handle the post-stroke Dick Clark.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
HD is busy denying wedding rumours.

With my bride fetish, this is toooo goood....
 
I read where the night before her Calgary show, she ran outside during the night due to a fire alarm without her coat. The mind raceswith possibilities of her hard nipples in the cold, pushing against her baby dolls, until some kindly fireman offers her a blanket....
 
sirhugs said:
I read where the night before her Calgary show, she ran outside during the night due to a fire alarm without her coat. The mind raceswith possibilities of her hard nipples in the cold, pushing against her baby dolls, until some kindly fireman offers her a blanket....
I've said it before, and I'll say it again,
Sirhugs is my kind of dirty old man.

Hillary Duff

http://www.u-blog.net/Alesia/img/HillaryDuff.jpg

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
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