Historical Sex, Anytime

[BlueDaisy]

Well, some time ago, I found some photos with the name "sickpuppy". On this photos, several women push "stuff" in their pussies and buttholes. I was really surprised to see all the different things, sticking out of their pussies and buttholes

For example, this one woman had 2 wrenches in her pussy. Another girl had 2 pencils in her butthole, and a handful of pencils in her pussy. Anothe one had a handful of asparagus in her pussy .... and none of them used a condom.

But one of the craziest was: A girl had a telephone receiver in her pussy and a cellphone in her butt - but she used condoms ...

As I said, the pics where called "Sickpuppy" - but who knows what a desperate, horny viking wife could do, when her husband is away ...

Well, to each her own, I suppose. But at least wrenches, asparagus and phones don't have sharp points! Pencils? Well....if they weren't sharpened, maybe. lol

Blue

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Spoilsport

According to "Röde Orm", an old viking saga, most of the vikings were bachelors. The married men stayed home and took their responsibility with the farm, the family, and such.

Considering that the viking raids were ane conomical thing, to trade goods or just steal, it makes sense that the raiders were bachelors, like the youngest brother, who couldn't inherit any of the father's farm...

I don't think that the viking women were left alone and desperate. And, if they did, I'm sure they'd just fool around in secret with a male slave. A viking's daughter, on the other hand... Unmarried, lusting after this man who's thinking of going off with a ship, and she wants to persuade him to stay...

 

[rounder03]

Svenskaflicka, have you read "The Hunter's Return (A Viking Tryst)"? It's only two pages long but is very erotic...describes the hot coupling that takes place between a Viking (Gunnar) and his woman (Sigrid). I found it on Whiteshadow website, but it may be found elsewhere if you type in key names. Think you might enjoy it since you are interested in this topic/era. It never fails to get me hard and go in search of "my woman " for sport.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, to each her own, I suppose. But at least wrenches, asparagus and phones don't have sharp points! Pencils? Well....if they weren't sharpened, maybe. lol

Blue

I heard about these prostitutes in an Asian town, that had trained their vaginal muscles so good that they could hold a pencil with them and write their own names.

That brings a whole new aspet to The Memoirs of a Geisha.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

I heard about these prostitutes in an Asian town, that had trained their vaginal muscles so good that they could hold a pencil with them and write their own names.

That brings a whole new aspet to The Memoirs of a Geisha.

Well, I heard about a french strip dancer. She trained her vaginal muscles so, that she could "talk" with her vagina. I mean, she really opened and closed her pussy like a mouth.
But a doctor said, that this would be impossible ....

 

[BlueDaisy]

I heard about these prostitutes in an Asian town, that had trained their vaginal muscles so good that they could hold a pencil with them and write their own names.

That brings a whole new aspet to The Memoirs of a Geisha.

Yeah, I've heard stories like that about women who could pick up a stack of quarters with their pussies and then "spit" (for lack of a better word) them out one by one.

Another I hear about was one who could put a banana inside herself, and it would come out in perfect slices.

True? Who knows. But they sure make for interesting stories.

Blue

 

[NASCARaddicted]

Another I hear about was one who could put a banana inside herself, and it would come out in perfect slices.

True? Who knows. But they sure make for interesting stories.

Blue

Hm .... just try to imagine what she could do with your dick. I mean, do you want your dick in slices ? .....

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Joke

The wife is talking to her husband.

-Dear, I'm worried about Lisa. I don't like that boy she's seeing. I think he's up to no good.
-Now, why would you think that?
-Yesterday, I saw that he had written Lisa's name in the snow, with his own urine!
-Hmmm, well, it's a bit silly, but I don't see why it would make you so upset?
-Because it's was Lisa's handwriting!!!

 

[BlueDaisy]

Hm .... just try to imagine what she could do with your dick. I mean, do you want your dick in slices ? .....

Well, if I had one, no I sure wouldn't! But she could probably take a guy from start to finish just by using her inner muscles! LOL! The lazy man's way to orgasm.

Blue

 

[Dreieck]

I like stories about the regency and other historical stories especially for the costumes and the elegancy.

It is not just wham bam thank you mam, if you write stories about the regency then you must put some work in it, I tried writing one but my knowlegde of english is unsufficient to write a real good story,

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Your knowledge of english, as in the english language, or as in the English regency-period?

If the latter, I could easily fancy a Dutch-Regency-story. Every country has its period of greatness.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I read this French comic book, Song of the Siren, which is actually a series of comic books about a redhaired girl who hooks up with a mysterious knight, and a horny, stupid, coward boy. They have a lot of adventures, with evil queens, castrated men, young monks, fairytale creatures, witches, and bunches of horny men and women.

It's a little bit fantasy, but it is also very inspiring for more realistic historic novels. I recommend it!

 

[BlueDaisy]

Why, Svenska! I wouldn't have taken you for the comic book type? LOL!

Hey....have you talked with Laurel yet?

Blue

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I LOVE comic books! Elfquest, Lil' Abner, Lucky Luke, Asterix, Nofret, the Valhalla-series...

I have PM'ed Laurel, but I haven't got an answer yet. Maybe I should send her an e-mail, too? Or would that be nagging?

 

[evesdream]

By the by I wonder whether the Illustrated Stories section is adaptable to comic book type formats.

I first learned about the lives of Harriet Tubman and Charles Dickens from one of those historical comic books when I was a little girl. I think they've just started calling that sort of thing "Graphic novels".

 

[BlueDaisy]

I LOVE comic books! Elfquest, Lil' Abner, Lucky Luke, Asterix, Nofret, the Valhalla-series...

I have PM'ed Laurel, but I haven't got an answer yet. Maybe I should send her an e-mail, too? Or would that be nagging?

Well, I'm still partial to my old favorites....Archie, Richie Rich...LOL!

If it has been pretty recently that you PM'd Laurel, might give her a couple more days before you try an e-mail. I don't know what her life is like, so she might be pretty busy.

Blue

 

[BlueDaisy]

By the by I wonder whether the Illustrated Stories section is adaptable to comic book type formats.

I first learned about the lives of Harriet Tubman and Charles Dickens from one of those historical comic books when I was a little girl. I think they've just started calling that sort of thing "Graphic novels".

Are the ones you refer to those small, thick books that have text on one page and a picture on the facing page?

I think I have also seen comic books about historical people historic events.

Blue

 

[evesdream]

Are the ones you refer to those small, thick books that have text on one page and a picture on the facing page?

I think I have also seen comic books about historical people historic events.

Blue

Hi Blue,

I remember them being really popular in America and the West Indies and then they just disappeared.

The historical comix I had were text heavy, but used captions for speech and had square panels just like regular comix.

eve

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I would love to draw and post an erotic comic strip for Illustrated Stories category in the Survivor Contest - but it would have to be a very long comic strip, if it's gonna be 750 words long..!

 

[BlueDaisy]

Hi Blue,

I remember them being really popular in America and the West Indies and then they just disappeared.

The historical comix I had were text heavy, but used captions for speech and had square panels just like regular comix.

eve

Hmmm....guess I'm not familiar with them, then. I'd have to see one to know for sure.

Blue

 

[evesdream]

I would love to draw and post an erotic comic strip for Illustrated Stories category in the Survivor Contest - but it would have to be a very long comic strip, if it's gonna be 750 words long..!

If you could do it, I would read it

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, the good thing is that with that many words, I wouldn't have much place for actual drawings - every page would just consist of one person babbling for hours!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Send another PM to Laurel tonight, as the last one seems to have evaporated in cyberspace. Damned those black holes!!!

We'll see what she says.

 

[Lovepotion69]

How did I miss this thread?

Gotta love the idea of historical erotica. Seems like a lot of people would love to both read and write this stuff. I wish I could, but I think I'm just too lazy to go through with all the research needed...

Regarding Back to the Future, I love that series! hehe

Black Adder is the best. Love the sharp wit.

I hope Laurenw ill approve of the new forum!

/LP

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Nice to see a new face on the thread. Come on, guys and gals, don't let this thread die! Until we've bugged Laurel enough to give us our own forum, this is The Thread for Historical Stories.

Now, I have PM'ed Laurel, but I think in order to show that we really are interested in having a Historical Forum, and that there are a whole bunch of us, and not just me ranting, I think we should all PM her. From what I understand, that's how Laurel go about this. She wants to see that there is a big interest for an idea before she tries it. (Which is why we don't have 80 different categories with 100 stories in each...)