Honestly, have you ever wanked...

[Just-Legal]

Sometimes when the mood takes me.

(More often than not...)

 

[Huckleman2000]

Of course! My keyboard isn't sticky though. Just a couple keys from when I spilled some wine when I was...um... distracted.

On a side note, I looked up "wank[er]", and it said "a chronic masturbator." Is there a masturbator who's not chronic? I can imagine a cute masturbator, but not an acute masturbator. I think the correct term for that would be "opportunist".

 

[carsonshepherd]

Mastur... what now?

 

[doormouse]

You know they make covers for keyboards... that'd fix the sticky key problem.

 

[Belegon]

oh please. I find a good story way more erotic than pics or video. so I will not even bother to pretend that I haven't.

now, I haven't to my own stuff though...maybe to the memories that fueled the stories, but not the stories themselves.

 

[Guest]

Everyone, thanks so much for your candour and downright degenerate behaviour - like we all didn't know that anyway.

I've found the pole (no typo ) results very interesting and amusing! Who's the three buggers that told me to mind my own business? LOL

One person apparently never has (do we believe them?) and one person is obviously too ashamed and embarrassed to admit it. Bless.

Good fun, thanks all!

Now, stop wanking and get writing!!!

Lou

P.S. Box, while I loved that story and I do thank you for writing it (it made me hot, but wasn't quite my "thing" - as in not extreme enough to make me "get off"), it wasn't the one I was referring to. I hope you're not offended, but you did ask. The story(ies) I was referring to were written by someone I know very well, and are about us.

 

[Guest]

 

[obg]

(looking around) who? me?

of course I do! I didn't find this place while looking for sports on the internet!

But usually working from a laptop, so I'll copy and paste a story or two and drag the laptop over to a more comfortable place. Only thing I haven't figured out is how to get the story to page down by itself when both hands are occupied.

And if a story is really good, ie the setup part, I usually don't, or can't, wait for the "details."

 

[Kassiana]

While reading stories? Yes.

While writing stories? Yes, though I usually wait until I'm at a good stopping point in my writing and take a break so I don't end up writing "Uh, yes, yes yes yes....ohhhh Goddd..." over and over and over again.

 

[CharleyH]

I've found the pole (no typo ) results very interesting and amusing! Who's the three buggers that told me to mind my own business? LOL

Would you expect any other answer from me?

 

[Guest]

Would you expect any other answer from me?

Nope, definitely not!

And I am a nosey twat.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333


*Damn sticky keyyyyyyyyyyyyboarrrrrrrdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

 

[Guest]

33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333


*Damn sticky keyyyyyyyyyyyyboarrrrrrrdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Oh, memories.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Oh, memories.

What????

You've had a sticky keyboard too????

 

[Guest]

What????

You've had a sticky keyboard too????

PMSL!!!

Not the keyboard as much as the desk. Oh, and don't mention the chair!!! Unless you want me on the floor!!!

 

[curious2c]

I wonder...if one is in Austrialia and wanking...do they do it from left to right or right to left? You know...that water spins this way here and the opposite there...

I'm just saying...

Also...Is it done with a stiff upper lip in Great Britan too?



Sorry Tatelou...couldn't resist.

 

[gotwood49]

wanking...

I wonder...if one is in Austrialia and wanking...do they do it from left to right or right to left? You know...that water spins this way here and the opposite there...

I'm just saying...

Also...Is it done with a stiff upper lip in Great Britan too?



Sorry Tatelou...couldn't resist.

I think it's done front to rear in any country...and if that upper lip remains stiff, you girls aren't doing it right!

 

[herecomestherain]

Well I can't speak for the entire Aussie continent without conducting detailed and prolonged studies... but here it's almost always clockwise with the occasional swirling anti-clockwise sweep, mostly interspersed with a good deal of six o'clock -- twelve o'clock, six o'clock -- twelve o'clock, six o'clock -- twelve o'clock,
6 o'clock -- 12 o'clock, 6 o'clock -- 12 o'clock 6 -- 12, 6 --12, 6-12 6-12 6-12, 612, 612, 12, 12, 12121212!

With the left hand it's generally anti-clockwise.

 

[gotwood49]

Well I can't speak for the entire Aussie continent without conducting detailed and prolonged studies... but here it's almost always clockwise with the occasional swirling anti-clockwise sweep, mostly interspersed with a good deal of six o'clock -- twelve o'clock, six o'clock -- twelve o'clock, six o'clock -- twelve o'clock,
6 o'clock -- 12 o'clock, 6 o'clock -- 12 o'clock 6 -- 12, 6 --12, 6-12 6-12 6-12, 612, 612, 12, 12, 12121212!

With the left hand it's generally anti-clockwise.

that sounds like an awful lot of work, rain...honestly, I can't remember the exact technique I use, but it always works!
...and isn't that really the important thing, after all?

you are welcome to come to america and study my technique, and I will do the same with you...between us, we may just come up with something innovative and exciting...if not, hey, it was fun trying, right?

 

[Guest]

I wonder...if one is in Austrialia and wanking...do they do it from left to right or right to left? You know...that water spins this way here and the opposite there...

I'm just saying...

Also...Is it done with a stiff upper lip in Great Britan too?



Sorry Tatelou...couldn't resist.

Nah, my mouth is anything but stiff while, um, yannow.

Cheeky git.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Re: wanking...

I think it's done front to rear in any country...and if that upper lip remains stiff, you girls aren't doing it right!

Like I said.

Bit tricky to keep a stiff upper lip whilst gagging.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Well I can't speak for the entire Aussie continent without conducting detailed and prolonged studies... but here it's almost always clockwise with the occasional swirling anti-clockwise sweep, mostly interspersed with a good deal of six o'clock -- twelve o'clock, six o'clock -- twelve o'clock, six o'clock -- twelve o'clock,
6 o'clock -- 12 o'clock, 6 o'clock -- 12 o'clock 6 -- 12, 6 --12, 6-12 6-12 6-12, 612, 612, 12, 12, 12121212!

With the left hand it's generally anti-clockwise.

LOL! Luvvit!

You so dragged me into the moment there.

Lou

 

[sweetnpetite]

I used to wite and read for pleasure, then I found the AH and started getting very serious about it. One day I realized that I was reading stories only to cirtique them or to study why they were so highly rated. I was like "what happened- I used to read for fun and now it's more like work!" I got into a very serious 'zone' about it were I could read the smuttiest things in a very detached way. That was no fun at all. Maybe that was why I stopped writing for a while (now that I think about it)

Now I rarely read anymore here at all, I'm always on the AH. But I wouldn't put it past me to er-em, 'pet the kitty' if the story so moved me.

 

[gotwood49]

I used to wite and read for pleasure, then I found the AH and started getting very serious about it. One day I realized that I was reading stories only to cirtique them or to study why they were so highly rated. I was like "what happened- I used to read for fun and now it's more like work!" I got into a very serious 'zone' about it were I could read the smuttiest things in a very detached way. That was no fun at all. Maybe that was why I stopped writing for a while (now that I think about it)

Now I rarely read anymore here at all, I'm always on the AH. But I wouldn't put it past me to er-em, 'pet the kitty' if the story so moved me.

snp...that's called being jaded, and it's a terrible thing!
My solution: go read a good spy novel or something by
Robert Ludlum or some other mainstream author for a
week. Then plan yourself a nice, quiet evening at home
and jump onto Lit after a glass of wine. Soon you'll be
doing more than 'petting the kitty'.....Meeeooooowww!
(I recommend one of my stories, by the way...lol!)

p.s. I've got a big box of Meow Mix I've hidden away
for a special occasion, if you know what I mean!

 

[herecomestherain]

Tatelou wrote

LOL! Luvvit!

You so dragged me into the moment there.

I guess this is as good a time as ever to confess that the post triggered off a whole stream of thoughts about the terrible pun potential of the benefits of analog or digital timekeeping and the pleasures of punctuality... the big hand...the little hand...etc