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Honestly, have you ever wanked...

Do you ever wank while reading a Lit story?

  • Yes, I do it so often, I have a sticky keyboard.

    Votes: 22 28.2%

  • Sometimes, when the mood takes me.

    Votes: 36 46.2%

  • Once or twice, like, yannow.

    Votes: 11 14.1%

  • Never, what do you take me for?

    Votes: 3 3.8%

  • Mind your own business, you nosey twat!

    Votes: 4 5.1%

  • I don't know what you mean! *blush*

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • Total voters
    78
Wanking I thought was a male past time, and since I do not have a weiner to wank I cannot claim to be a wanker.
 
Raine D8 said:
Wanking I thought was a male past time, and since I do not have a weiner to wank I cannot claim to be a wanker.
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Couldn't you wank someone with one to get wanker status?
 
Umm... have to ask...

Just 'how' do women 'wank'.... and don't be a smartypants and say jerk a guy lol

Edit: OMG can you tell I hang around G rated sites? LOL
 
Yes, although I usually read a while, then move to somewhere more comfortable than in front of the computer ;)

Sailor
 
Raine D8 said:
Wanking I thought was a male past time, and since I do not have a weiner to wank I cannot claim to be a wanker.
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Technically, wanking is a male thing, while the female equivalent would be frigging or fingering or some other thing. This is how Lou started the thread:

Honestly, have you ever wanked...
While reading a story here at Lit? That goes for women as well as men, just insert your own descriptive for wanking (although I call it that for both).

Um, yes, so, have you?

The poll is anonymous, I shan't taunt you if you admit to your answer, either. I was just intrigued as to how many actually do.

I have often found myself getting very turned on by a story, but it would have to be bloody special to get me to actually feel the need to put my hand down my knickers. To be completely honest, that has only happened while reading a story written by somebody I know very well, and with me relating to that story in an intimate way.

Ahem, anyways, so what says you?

Lou

In other words, this would apply to either male or female masturbating.


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:D
 
Thanks, Box. :D

I dunno, could be a Brit thing (or just a me thing), but why not call it wanking when women do it, too? I guess I just have a fixation with the word. It sounds so much dirtier than saying, "I'm gonna go have a play." I'm a wanker and I don't care. :eek: :D

Anyway, most of you seem to have got what I meant and entered into the spirit of my somewhat tongue in cheek enquiry. It's all good fun! :D

Lou :devil:

Edited to add, this is what it says in the COD:

wank Brit. vulgar slang . v. masturbate. . n. an act of masturbating.

There is no distinction made between male and female masturbation. ;)
 
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Wank works for me too Lou. Count me in as a Wanker!:D

(though only sometimes to lit stories)
 
English Lady said:
Wank works for me too Lou. Count me in as a Wanker!:D

(though only sometimes to lit stories)
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Is wanker the new twat? ;)

I do hope not, because I'd hate to end the seemingly never-ending running joke, type, twatty kind of thing. :D

Lou :kiss:
 
Lime said:
You'll always be a twat in my heart. No matter what others might say.
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Awww! Thank you! :D :kiss: :rose:

You don't know how much that means to me. My faith has been restored.

Lou :cool:

P.S. :p
 
I have, I do and I will again!!!! :D

The worst is reading a really great Lit story in work and really having no choice but to cross my legs, tightly squeeze my thighs together and rock my hips, every so lightly, back and forth (while no one is around) and bring myself to orgasm....Done that in work on a few occasions...reading stories on Lit and receiving some really wild IM's......
 
Honey123 said:
I have, I do and I will again!!!! :D

The worst is reading a really great Lit story in work and really having no choice but to cross my legs, tightly squeeze my thighs together and rock my hips, every so lightly, back and forth (while no one is around) and bring myself to orgasm....Done that in work on a few occasions...reading stories on Lit and receiving some really wild IM's......
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erm... thats what really tight jeans are for. i feel certain that the person who designed the seam ....had just that in mind
 
vella_ms said:
erm... thats what really tight jeans are for. i feel certain that the person who designed the seam ....had just that in mind
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ya know, I agree with you...;) But I just seemed to have managed a way to get an orgasm by just squeezing and tightening my ass.....has great exercise potential...

Squeeze and 1 and tightened and 2 and there we go ladies, don't forget to breath....

:kiss:es to you sexy vella!!
 
Lime said:
DAYUM honey

Good thing I've got loose fitting jeans on.

PS - That sounds like it would make a good story.
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Right... :D

I sit at my computer, reading your words filled with sex, passion and lust. My body is overtaken by need to release my orgasm. I close my eyes, cross my legs, squeezing my inner thighs, feeling the warm skin rub against my clit. A tingling sensation washes over my body. I feel feverish with the want to have you on your knees before me.

As I rock my hips back and forth, I picture your face between my thighs. I feel my nipples harden as excitement fills my body. I squeeze my ass, pushing my pelvis forward, dare I touch myself?

I look around, no one is there...I reach down, stroking my soft, smooth thigh sliding a finger under the hem of my skirt. Yes....I feel the head radiating there...becokening me....

hmmm...
 
But that's not actually wanking! Come on, Honey, you gotta enter into the spirit of this and shove your hand down your knickers and REALLY go for it, while reading a story at Lit. Surely nobody would notice!! :p :D

My god, I hope this doesn't mean wanking is a dying art. :eek:

Nah, that won't happen. There's plenty keeping up the tradition. :D

Lou :devil:
 
Tatelou said:
But that's not actually wanking! Come on, Honey, you gotta enter into the spirit of this and shove your hand down your knickers and REALLY go for it, while reading a story at Lit. Surely nobody would notice!! :p :D

My god, I hope this doesn't mean wanking is a dying art. :eek:

Nah, that won't happen. There's plenty keeping up the tradition. :D

Lou :devil:
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never say that.
i swear i have enough vibrators in bedside table to choke a horse...i know, horrid euph...but there it is.
 
Tatelou said:
But that's not actually wanking! Come on, Honey, you gotta enter into the spirit of this and shove your hand down your knickers and REALLY go for it, while reading a story at Lit. Surely nobody would notice!! :p :D

My god, I hope this doesn't mean wanking is a dying art. :eek:

Nah, that won't happen. There's plenty keeping up the tradition. :D

Lou :devil:
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LOL....I can't do it that way in work!!!! And when I am home I go all out! :p
 
vella_ms said:
never say that.
i swear i have enough vibrators in bedside table to choke a horse...i know, horrid euph...but there it is.
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I know, babe, s'ok. You wank enough to make up for all the prudes in the world. You do a fine service, my love. :p
 
Tatelou said:
I know, babe, s'ok. You wank enough to make up for all the prudes in the world. You do a fine service, my love. :p
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making dreams cum true, one orgasm at a time.
 
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