Honestly, have you ever wanked...

[Guest]

3 hours, eh? Well, then, my hat's off to him. Sounds like he's earned a little rest time...
...and if he's still got the energy to wank over you, you must really excite him, and that's beautiful.

Now I have to go off, and imagine you in a different light, with your ass all red and welty...

...ah, yes. That's a nice image, after all...thanks!

I've GOT WOOD...now

Oh yes, his stamina is fucking awesome.

And, yeah, I guess so, thanks.

Hahaha! That has been known, many times.

LOL! Go use it then.

Lou

 

[gotwood49]

...and by the way, Lou, I will look forward to your novel 'Skin Deep' when it comes out. I've read a lot of your stories on Lit, and they are damn good!

You have a fan!

GW

 

[BigAndTall]

Oh yes, his stamina is fucking awesome.

And, yeah, I guess so, thanks.

Hahaha! That has been known, many times.

LOL! Go use it then.

Lou

Seems like Lou is trying to get a world wide wank off in her honor

 

[Guest]

...and by the way, Lou, I will look forward to your novel 'Skin Deep' when it comes out. I've read a lot of your stories on Lit, and they are damn good!

You have a fan!

GW

Thanks, GW!

lol I can dream. I'm still editing it, and I've almost got another one to edit now!

Thank you, that's really wonderful of you to say.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Seems like Lou is trying to get a world wide wank off in her honor

Oooh yes! Sign ups can be done in this thread, and I want pics as proof.

Lou

 

[BigAndTall]

Oooh yes! Sign ups can be done in this thread, and I want pics as proof.

Lou

You mean you would be fine with just a photo of all white? Talk about ruining a camera lens LOL

 

[Guest]

You mean you would be fine with just a photo of all white? Talk about ruining a camera lens LOL

PMSL!!!

I've heard of ruined keyboards, but that would be something else. lol

Ok, I'd settle for "pre-cum shots".

 

[BigAndTall]

PMSL!!!

I've heard of ruined keyboards, but that would be something else. lol

Ok, I'd settle for "pre-cum shots".

All that'll get is a photo of me fully clothed


Somehow not what I think you are wanting

 

[Guest]

All that'll get is a photo of me fully clothed


Somehow not what I think you are wanting

Hahaha!

I think this is hilarious.

The amount of PMs and so on I get, requesting nekkid pics drives me nuts sometimes (not saying you ever have, but this is a very good time to say this ), and now I've kind of turned the tables. I either get silence or evasiveness.

For the record: I am kidding!!!! A pic of only one certain man wanking is all that interests me.

Please don't flood my box. LOL

Lou

P.S. For you Big and Tall, cos you're a good sport and a laugh:

 

[TheEarl]

For the record: I am kidding!!!! A pic of only one certain man wanking is all that interests me.

Lou: Well all you have to do is ask.

The Earl

 

[BigAndTall]

Hahaha!

I think this is hilarious.

The amount of PMs and so on I get, requesting nekkid pics drives me nuts sometimes (not saying you ever have, but this is a very good time to say this ), and now I've kind of turned the tables. I either get silence or evasiveness.

For the record: I am kidding!!!! A pic of only one certain man wanking is all that interests me.

Please don't flood my box. LOL

Lou

P.S. For you Big and Tall, cos you're a good sport and a laugh:

That's the prize for playing? What is this just some lovely parting gifts?!?!

LOL

I should have taken what was behind door number three. And I guess your SOL now so I won't send that photo (ok ok for the record I don't even have a camera so there is a horrible shortage of BigandTall photos of me.

Oh, just so you know...wanking doesn't flood your box now does it? LOL

 

[gotwood49]

Tatelou...
...please don't flood my box?! Did you really mean to say that?

Now, that's hilarious!

still GOT WOOD

 

[Guest]

Lou: Well all you have to do is ask.

The Earl

I've said it before and I'll say it again: you are a cheeky git!!!!

 

[Guest]

That's the prize for playing? What is this just some lovely parting gifts?!?!

LOL

I should have taken what was behind door number three. And I guess your SOL now so I won't send that photo (ok ok for the record I don't even have a camera so there is a horrible shortage of BigandTall photos of me.

Oh, just so you know...wanking doesn't flood your box now does it? LOL

I'll take my kiss back if you don't want it.

Noooo, not parting gifts, you're too much fun.

Hahaha! Excuses, excuses.

No, wanking doesn't flood my box, but the results of it could.

Oh, go on, 'ave anuvver one:

 

[Guest]

Tatelou...
...please don't flood my box?! Did you really mean to say that?

Now, that's hilarious!

still GOT WOOD

Yes, that was a deliberate pun.

Thank you.

 

[BigAndTall]

I'll take my kiss back if you don't want it.

Noooo, not parting gifts, you're too much fun.

Hahaha! Excuses, excuses.

No, wanking doesn't flood my box, but the results of it could.

Oh, go on, 'ave anuvver one:

Another what? Another kiss or another wank? (suspect she would say "both" )

 

[Guest]

Another what? Another kiss or another wank? (suspect she would say "both" )

You got it!!!

 

[TheEarl]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: you are a cheeky git!!!!

It's why you love me .

 

[BigAndTall]

You got it!!!

If I didn't have it, I am sure I'd have to go to the hospital to get it reattached! :O


*cringe*

 

[Guest]

It's why you love me .

Don't push it, boyo.

Hey, you told me the other day that it is quite possible I'm your sister. You're kinky as well as cheeky.

 

[Guest]

If I didn't have it, I am sure I'd have to go to the hospital to get it reattached! :O


*cringe*

LOL!

Yes, that was a cringe moment.

 

[BigAndTall]

LOL!

Yes, that was a cringe moment.

Whole new meaning to "getting off"




LOL

 

[Guest]

Whole new meaning to "getting off"




LOL

*groan*





LOL

 

[Honey123]

Has anybody wanked while driving in the car???

 

[Guest]

Has anybody wanked while driving in the car???

Sure, while driving a stick shift in San Francisco. It's all a matter of coordinated timing.