How’s your married sex life?

[positiveflirt]

I am flabbergasted that @Justadesperatewifeandmom AND @MrsNaughtyCat are not constantly pounced upon by their spouses. Such an odd and crazy thing.

Same! Life's weird like that (and not just on Monday). An unpredictable world ❤

 

[Polranny]

As old married folks, it's okay. We have sex two or three times a month. It was a lot more exciting when we were younger.

As my dad used to say ' dead birds don't fall out of their nest

 

[Strixaluco]

As old married folks, it's okay. We have sex two or three times a month. It was a lot more exciting when we were younger.

Even when young, if I had had sex once a month with my 1st & 3rd husbands, I wouldn't have complained. Not maybe my ideal, but very much livable situation.

 

[THROBBS]

As my dad used to say ' dead birds don't fall out of their nest

The corollary~ Live birds are likely to fly.


(more likely if there is a dead bird in there! ew!)

 

[saintcero]

We are both 70. She has had her hysterectomy but is now initiating sex twice a week. In a cruel twist, I have ED maybe due to meds and a heavy beer consumption. Cialis and viagra didn’t work but Trimix sure did and the wife is digging the teenage boner it gives me and so am I. Don’t understand where the love juices are coming from. She says she uses no creams or treatments to help her lady parts. I am happy to be able to push her buttons and get her off. Yes, Trimix is an injection and that means I stick a needle in my wiener. It is a tiny needle and not an issue. Might even be a turn on as in “Baby, I need your sweet lovin’ so badly I’d put a needle in my cock for you.” Hooray for modern medicine.

 

[gtnlynn]

Even when young, if I had had sex once a month with my 1st & 3rd husbands, I wouldn't have complained. Not maybe my ideal, but very much livable situation.

Even when young, if I had had sex once a month with my 1st & 3rd husbands, I wouldn't have complained. Not maybe my ideal, but very much livable situation.

My wife enjoyed sex a lot when we were young. She had a lot of sex in college, and she was happy to continue until babies started showing up. Then we had to cut back to once a week.

 

[Strixaluco]

My wife enjoyed sex a lot when we were young. She had a lot of sex in college, and she was happy to continue until babies started showing up. Then we had to cut back to once a week.

I fancied more sex than my first and latest husbands. With the 2nd it was at least once a week.
Now I'm getting at least once a week despite not even living together with my D!

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Like so many (too many) here, my married sex life has pretty much vanished. She has no sex drive, no desire. Rarely, she will offer "guilt sex" — the "chore" as others have mentioned.
"Any love is good love, so I took what I could get" You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet by Bachman-Turner Overdrive - works less and less for me. The last time (after many weeks of nothing) she interrupted my (inadequate) manual touches to ask about a scene in Ted Lasso! Obviously, I was doing nothing right and she was not "there". My erection vanished. Eventually there was progress, but I could sense her detachment so I had to conjure a fantasy.

bleh

I am flabbergasted that @Justadesperatewifeandmom AND @MrsNaughtyCat are not constantly pounced upon by their spouses. Such an odd and crazy thing.

The woman here would NEVER agree to an open marriage.

Lit Easter egg

We don’t have an open marriage in the literal sense. We aren’t monogamous sexually. It’s a ride or die relationship between best friends. The conversations in the Easter hyperlink is non fiction. Sometimes best friends can be supportive and take the lead in fixing flat tires , moving furniture and that stuff , but when it comes to the lady woo woo stuff . It’s bring a friend into the conversation time. If all the lady’s in the garden club are using a certain “ lady fertilizer “ estrogen creams and such , they all wanna give it a try.

Its planting the seed first , then you get to harvest the fruits of your labors.

just a suggestion,

 

[IARainman]

Non existent

 

[hulmule]

Non existent

Im with ya...Sadly. I f i was getting anything i wouldnt be on here lol

 

[THROBBS]

Im with ya...Sadly. I f i was getting anything i wouldnt be on here lol

Probably the same here.

Tho' I can imagine that if our sex life were what I imagine it could be — we might BOTH be on here.

As it stands, lack of sex/intimacy is what got me here.
(Yes, have tried so many methods, including counselors)

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Probably the same here.

Tho' I can imagine that if our sex life were what I imagine it could be — we might BOTH be on here.

As it stands, lack of sex/intimacy is what got me here.
(Yes, have tried so many methods, including counselors)

If I had your skills , I’d open a thread to practice my art . It would be a

PM with a nip slip or something Don Draper worthy as a pitch ,

then the closer would be. Let me be your Jack !

my mailbox is open.

I can do the signage ,lol , I’d suggest the ampics section or fetish and kinks .

 

[THROBBS]

If I had your skills , I’d open a thread to practice my art . It would be a

PM with a nip slip or something Don Draper worthy as a pitch ,

then the closer would be. Let me be your Jack !

my mailbox is open.

I can do the signage ,lol , I’d suggest the ampics section or fetish and kinks .

Right.
That's not quite what I am after.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Right.
That's not quite what I am after.

I’m a dem wit then , you don’t think by advertising that you are looking for Lit , companionship , a woman that finds artist appealing , wouldn’t at the very least , say hello to you ?

If it’s the Lit neighborhoods that are off , for your personal tastes , well that’s understandable. But my point was you could easily find Lit and friends showing off your talent.

my bad if my gruff font projected.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Men wingmen other men , it’s not always a thirty playground line to meet new people.

 

[Tayloroc]

Nonexistent

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Sitting outside enjoying the weather whilst perusing Lit and Discord. I'm so exciting, I know lol

She’s , exciting, whilst , whimsical too. Like a lady windcharm

 

[Fingerfuxs]

How’s that one sittin tat healing ,

That , left a mark , in my history !!

 

[Fingerfuxs]

interesting, so unwilling but able, total normal? unable but results in absolutely no change, concerning?

like the first is hurtful, offensive, as just doesn't give a fuck what you want, and won't even bother trying to meet even half way. That seems the prime point for cheating if one would. Where as the second is understandable, valid, and much less important that the bigger picture of the health issues. Such an odd evolution.

It’s your sensI sensible person speak ,,


that’s the muse dust , a Jennie muse , I sniff ‘d out, like a Jonny knocker Kentucky Jack azz

️

 

[Curious2019a]

A husband in a sexless marriage is where my services cum in.

A well needed service indeed!

 

[Joeyinla]

Dead in a zombie marriage

 

[Ladybuggxo]

Not happening enough. It's just me, my toys and a few private chats most of the time

 

[Lars48]

Me 75..she 70...married for 45 years..
Totally sexless the last 7 years...before that..once a month..always with lights out...pure vanilla...she has never had my cock in her mouth...
I'm just an idiot that stayed in that marriage...no one to blame but myself...
Stayed because of the kids...

 

[TomTeacher19]

Im with ya...Sadly. I f i was getting anything i wouldnt be on here lol

Same here

 

[NEOhio1972]

Me 75..she 70...married for 45 years..
Totally sexless the last 7 years...before that..once a month..always with lights out...pure vanilla...she has never had my cock in her mouth...
I'm just an idiot that stayed in that marriage...no one to blame but myself...
Stayed because of the kids...

45 years!! And never your cock in her mouth!! You are a testament to longevity!!!?