How’s your married sex life?

[Cat]

I'm so sorry. I had no idea. When you are ready to open that gift, I'd be happy to help.

Thank you dearest Bogey!!

popcorn finder ‘ omfg ,


A fellow space pirate , her Rocket s , in distress!!


try a anew ️ source to start them engines. Kissing him on the cheek. Three times a day. Randomly, when he asks , why , what , huh ?

smile at him full frontal , and say , cause I love U today.

leave him wondering
a little confused

then say , that’s my rocket launcher

what do U-say , wishing you the best

'Ello sweet Pirate .

Yeah.. done the
Done the massage and back rubbing..
Done the: let me listen to everything that is on your mind...
Done the: oh... Want to try a new kind of sex?



It is not a distress signal.. I am used to it

He just seems.. like sex makes him uncomfortable... Go figure

It will work out!! Some way or another.

Hahahaha!!!!! Smooooooooooooth!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Infrequent and rare.
Married for 11 years.
2 kids.
- He lost the desire for sex.

Well hell , since U opened that door

Lit dawgs beware , . Be polite or beware , a pirates she be lol , we watch out for or own , so be write , or will cut off your balls…….tonight and forevermore!!

my bad Captain , naughty , just know I got your 6 ‘ and I’m flying wingman , nothing more nothing less !

have fun , taking flight into Lit fire light

 

[Cat]

Well hell , since U opened that door

Lit dawgs beware , . Be polite or beware , a pirates rather , lol

my bad Captain , naughty , just know I got your 6 ‘ and flying wingman , nothing more nothing less !

Seriously.. this is why I cannot be discouraged or sad!!!

I got a flying pirate wingman!!!!

Life is good!!!!

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Seriously.. this is why I cannot be discouraged or sad!!!

I got a flying pirate wingman!!!!

Life is good!!!!

How’s that one sittin tat healing ,


I remember getting first Lit glance
that one special night after we met.

At the Time zone street light , I
recall the time it took
the pain endorphins!!

such a Viking girl

strong and brave



I’ll make U giggles haha

after I get back
from stuff , always stuff
you gotta do ,

I like little pouty U

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm currently protesting being a chore by refusing to beg and waiting for him to come to me. This is working out even worse for me, so now I am pissed and digging in further. This does not seem to be a winning strategy,

Eh. In the last few years I refused to be the chore my late husband didn't even do.

It didn't work - he never came to me and I was pissed, but at least I didn't have to endure the refusals.

Oh and when the cancer finally made him totally unable, then it occurred to his mind to be afraid of me cheating

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Eh. In the last few years I refused to be the chore my late husband didn't even do.

It didn't work - he never came to me and I was pissed, but at least I didn't have to endure the refusals.

Oh and when the cancer finally made him totally unable, then it occurred to his mind to be afraid of me cheating

interesting, so unwilling but able, total normal? unable but results in absolutely no change, concerning?

like the first is hurtful, offensive, as just doesn't give a fuck what you want, and won't even bother trying to meet even half way. That seems the prime point for cheating if one would. Where as the second is understandable, valid, and much less important that the bigger picture of the health issues. Such an odd evolution.

 

[Strixaluco]

interesting, so unwilling but able, total normal? unable but results in absolutely no change, concerning?

like the first is hurtful, offensive, as just doesn't give a fuck what you want, and won't even bother trying to meet even half way. That seems the prime point for cheating if one would. Where as the second is understandable, valid, and much less important that the bigger picture of the health issues. Such an odd evolution.

I found out later that HE had been cheating, until 1 year before his diagnosis - which is probably when cancer already was doing it's deed and eating away his testosterone. It was also the very last time we had sex, but it had been about once a year for a while.

He claimed, when he was already dying, that he had been concerned about my exhaustion and not wanting to get me pregnant then Yet he wanted to still go through treatments after his diagnosis, to get a child!

Yeah. Not much logic.

 

[13Fantasies]

This is one of those cases.. Where I do not know; whether to whether to cry or laugh..
- being me, and always seeing things from a.. albeit pitch black.. humourous point of view..I had to laugh a bit.

Yeah.. I have had this talk with him.. he ended up buying even more expensive toys for me...

I'm a very expensive toy.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This is one of those cases.. Where I do not know; whether to whether to cry or laugh..
- being me, and always seeing things from a.. albeit pitch black.. humourous point of view..I had to laugh a bit.

Yeah.. I have had this talk with him.. he ended up buying even more expensive toys for me...

I am curious about these expensive toys. Story time?

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Backs out of thread ️️️️️️. Quite briskly

witching talk is about , ️

it’s a man soup
their up too , in the kitchen

in here , write now

there’s Kraken talk in here !

used my puss & boots font for safety purposes when I typed the out.

 

[LustyScribe]

How's my WHAT? What is a married sex life? Isn't that an oxymoron?

 

[Polranny]

Sometimes I wonder where did I go wrong but i can't turn the clocks back. Instead I set my alarm and chat with a very special friend who is on EST

 

[Backagainpart4]

Very rare. One of many reasons after 31 years we are getting divorced.

Hoping to actually have sex once that is finalized and I move into a new place. We shall see.

Cant change the past but do hope for the future

 

[RachelWalsh]

Ummmm. Negative 2

 

[Purple_Fronds]

Seems very reminiscent..... Shouldn't be that complicated, but it is..... You take it however you both, or even just you can enjoy!!

Yes, i went through the inevitable disappointment period, where both of you feel like crap and you’re walking on egg shells. Fundamentally a case of different desires and priorities , used to kill me when we’d arrange to have a sexy night together, not be in a rush add some toys etc, and she would just “forget” or not be in the mood. Then you feel terrible because you have all these other great things that are so important to a happy life, but for me the intimacy (quantity, quality and variety) we had together was one of the main reasons to commit together and I don’t want to be done with that part of myself when there is so much life to still live. Alright time for a cup of tea.

 

[saintcero]

As of 9:00 am 6/11/2023 things were pretty damn good.

 

[Purple_Fronds]

Yup... I did not even demand an open relationship... He offered it to me!!

I mean.. oh.. darn it.. so, he would rather that other guys fucked me.. well.. I mean.. some day.. I am going to enjoy that gift.

God I would take that, but would you be ok with him fucking somebody else?, my issue is that honestly I think I would struggle with it and the hypocrisy from me doesn’t sit well, hence I don’t broach it with her.

In my defense it’s because my main wish is that she and I just have more sex and go back to where we were before with lots of good close intimacy and some kink thrown in for variety. our communication has gotten better and now thankfully she shares more her frustration of her sex drive being so low. So I would take it if it was one way and offered it, but there are many other things more likely to happen in the world like flying pigs.

 

[Purple_Fronds]

When you do find that cave, the horny man cave... Please tell me where to look.. I mean.. I am just not going to do any dating.
I am waaaaaay too old and out of routine.. I just want sex.. preferably.. soon!

Never too old

 

[Cat]

I am curious about these expensive toys. Story time?

Well.. I still claim foul.. I did not break the Hitachi... I mean, that would be pretty crazy, right?

So.. after that.. which he by the way gave me as a Christmas present.. there has been a steady.. increase.. In funny toys.. some definitely not.. discreet or easy transportable.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Seriously.. this is why I cannot be discouraged or sad!!!

I got a flying pirate wingman!!!!

Life is good!!!!

Cinderella

I have a new sumsum I wrote that hasn’t been published in public , it’s just sitting there going to waste if you need something readable , quick and handy inspired , , holla !

 

[NEOhio1972]

Never too old

Agree!!!! Never too old!!!!

 

[peekingone]

Well.. I still claim foul.. I did not break the Hitachi... I mean, that would be pretty crazy, right?

So.. after that.. which he by the way gave me in Christmas present.. there has been a steady.. increase.. In funny toys.. some definitely not.. discreet or easy transportable.

oh would love to hear about some or even a photo LOL

 

[THROBBS]

Like so many (too many) here, my married sex life has pretty much vanished. She has no sex drive, no desire. Rarely, she will offer "guilt sex" — the "chore" as others have mentioned.
"Any love is good love, so I took what I could get" You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet by Bachman-Turner Overdrive - works less and less for me. The last time (after many weeks of nothing) she interrupted my (inadequate) manual touches to ask about a scene in Ted Lasso! Obviously, I was doing nothing right and she was not "there". My erection vanished. Eventually there was progress, but I could sense her detachment so I had to conjure a fantasy.

bleh

I am flabbergasted that @Justadesperatewifeandmom AND @MrsNaughtyCat are not constantly pounced upon by their spouses. Such an odd and crazy thing.

The woman here would NEVER agree to an open marriage.

 

[openmindedmnyc]

Nowhere near the level I’d prefer. Great when it happens, just doesn’t happen enough.

 

[gtnlynn]

As old married folks, it's okay. We have sex two or three times a month. It was a lot more exciting when we were younger.