How do you recognise a big cock without seeing it?

Picture this!

I’m on a beach in Australia, somewhere very remote and for whatever reason, there’s just me and a scattered group of passerby, all men.

Suddenly!! Out of NO WHERE!! I am stung by a jellyfish right on my foot!!!

We have no service! No lifegaurd!!

Everyone around me is panicking, but luckily my (sitcom) media training came in handy because suddenly I remember!

“Someone has to pee on me!”

Now here’s the question for the class -

Who do you think volunteers first?

A) The guy with the biggest ego
B) The guy with the biggest dick
C) The guy with the biggest watersports kink

yes I know it’s a myth, but who would realistically have vinegar on hand??
All of them.
 
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