How do you recognise a big cock without seeing it?

[BobbyandtheCabin]

The group dyke, because women just get stuff done

Who do you reckon would have better luck aiming?
I'm not a watersports man so have never paid much attention to a woman's capacity to aim.

That being said, the running joke in a lot of households is men don't do much better

 

[NuclearFairy]

Different topic, but why don't men make any noise when they fuck, apart from the self-important grunt at orgasm? Is it the same as when they use powertools, because they tend to be focused on the work in hand at that point so don't talk or grunt. Maybe we should take comfort that the reason a man doesn't verbalise during sex, is because he is intent on doing a good job and not simply that he can't multitask: fuck and talk ?

The bottom always moans in yaoi. I've always wondered how realistic that was. Although, my SO used to moan during phone sex. Always wondered how performative that was.

 

[Britva415]

The dot for decimals leads to confusion when the people that use dots for every thousand meet.

the comma for decimals leads to confusion when the people that use commas for every thousand meet

 

[Britva415]

why don't men make any noise when they fuck, apart from the self-important grunt at orgasm?

Every woman has told me they like that I talk during sex.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

Every woman has told me they like that I talk during sex.

Lol I can't even control my own face properly during sex, and this guy can use his tongue, lips, and vocal cords? I call bullshit.

 

[MillieDynamite]

If you can hit a foot between your legs, you're a woman with a problem.

Who do you reckon would have better luck aiming?
I'm not a watersports man so have never paid much attention to a woman's capacity to aim.

That being said, the running joke in a lot of households is men don't do much better

 

[Britva415]

I can't even control my own face properly during sex

Even when you aren't mid "come?"

 

[Squirting28]

That bulge in the pants at the gym I see those bulges

 

[ADirtyPerv]

Even when you aren't mid "come?"

Multitasking is hard. I'll occasionally realize I've been stone faced for the last minute or two. She enjoys it, it's not like I'm bad at things, but if I wasn't married to an autistic person, my own autism would get in the way.

 

[sammyIammy]

Picture this!

I’m on a beach in Australia, somewhere very remote and for whatever reason, there’s just me and a scattered group of passerby, all men.

Suddenly!! Out of NO WHERE!! I am stung by a jellyfish right on my foot!!!

We have no service! No lifegaurd!!

Everyone around me is panicking, but luckily my (sitcom) media training came in handy because suddenly I remember!

“Someone has to pee on me!”

Now here’s the question for the class -

Who do you think volunteers first?

A) The guy with the biggest ego
B) The guy with the biggest dick
C) The guy with the biggest watersports kink

yes I know it’s a myth, but who would realistically have vinegar on hand??

The guy with the fullest bladder

 

[anthrodisiac]

Multitasking is hard. I'll occasionally realize I've been stone faced for the last minute or two. She enjoys it, it's not like I'm bad at things, but if I wasn't married to an autistic person, my own autism would get in the way.

One of my exes and I were both on the spectrum. I mean, we still are, just not actively fucking. Well, not actively fucking each other...

Where was I?

Oh, yeah. It was super quiet Two people with little inclination for speaking or facial expressions? Fucking wild.

 

[OddLove]

On behalf of every man with HUGE balls and a mediocre cock, I'd like to apologize to the horny women who go bulge shopping. We've mislead you, and for this, I am sorry.

 

[metrifonate]

Picture this!

I’m on a beach in Australia, somewhere very remote and for whatever reason, there’s just me and a scattered group of passerby, all men.

Suddenly!! Out of NO WHERE!! I am stung by a jellyfish right on my foot!!!

We have no service! No lifegaurd!!

Everyone around me is panicking, but luckily my (sitcom) media training came in handy because suddenly I remember!

“Someone has to pee on me!”

Now here’s the question for the class -

Who do you think volunteers first?

A) The guy with the biggest ego
B) The guy with the biggest dick
C) The guy with the biggest watersports kink

yes I know it’s a myth, but who would realistically have vinegar on hand??

The guy who gets there first or in the UK the guy selling seafood as they would have vinegar handy

 

[TheLobster]

Picture this!

I’m on a beach in Australia, somewhere very remote and for whatever reason, there’s just me and a scattered group of passerby, all men.

Suddenly!! Out of NO WHERE!! I am stung by a jellyfish right on my foot!!!

We have no service! No lifegaurd!!

Everyone around me is panicking, but luckily my (sitcom) media training came in handy because suddenly I remember!

“Someone has to pee on me!”

Now here’s the question for the class -

Who do you think volunteers first?

A) The guy with the biggest ego
B) The guy with the biggest dick
C) The guy with the biggest watersports kink

yes I know it’s a myth, but who would realistically have vinegar on hand??

The kindest, most selfless guy who wants nothing more than to help another person in distress, obviously.

 

[Comshaw]

'How do you recognise a big cock without seeing it?"​

It's inversely proportional to the amount of crowing that's done about it.


Comshaw

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

If you can hit a foot between your legs, you're a woman with a problem.

Sweety, I think you meant to say, can't, not can! Don't you love it when people point out your mistakes? I know, do, oops, meant to say, don't!

 

[MillieDynamite]

Yes, I know! I thought I'd been missing you on her, WRONG!

Sweety, I think you meant to say, can't, not can! Don't you love it when people point out your mistakes? I know, do, oops, meant to say, don't!

Just fucking with you, but you knew that; the others didn't!

 

[Belegon]

Out of curiosity, is there a moment they aren't? Men ages born - dead, fascinated with boobs.

This, for some reason, reminded me of a recent moment when a lady in chat asked me if I liked having my cock sucked....

I suppose, it is theoretically possible that there does exist a man who does not enjoy it. But I certainly have never met one. I don't believe I have ever met a straight male who was not fascinated by boobs either... and I've certainly met many gay men who, despite not having the strong sexual attraction to them I do, found them aesthetically pleasing.

Tits are wonderful. Even to people who don't have the sexual draw, they are usually considered a good thing.

 

[BobbyandtheCabin]

This, for some reason, reminded me of a recent moment when a lady in chat asked me if I liked having my cock sucked....

I suppose, it is theoretically possible that there does exist a man who does not enjoy it. But I certainly have never met one. I don't believe I have ever met a straight male who was not fascinated by boobs either... and I've certainly met many gay men who, despite not having the strong sexual attraction to them I do, found them aesthetically pleasing.

Tits are wonderful. Even to people who don't have the sexual draw, they are usually considered a good thing.

I actually did once work with a guy who said he didnt like getting blowjobs.

I looked at him with sheer disgust

 

[alohadave]

I suppose, it is theoretically possible that there does exist a man who does not enjoy it. But I certainly have never met one.

Congrats, you have now.

 

[Belegon]

Congrats, you have now.

There are more things in heaven and earth than exist in your philosophy...

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

Different topic, but why don't men make any noise when they fuck, apart from the self-important grunt at orgasm? Is it the same as when they use powertools, because they tend to be focused on the work in hand at that point so don't talk or grunt. Maybe we should take comfort that the reason a man doesn't verbalise during sex, is because he is intent on doing a good job and not simply that he can't multitask: fuck and talk ?

I am of the view that there’s some real biology going on here.

I’ve given up trying to vocalize (beyond a syllable or two) while fucking. It doesn’t work. The more I’m trying to say the less my passion rules the moment. Climax?… forget it. I can’t explain it, but it’s a real thing.

Neuroscientists, please weigh in…

 

[stickygirl]

I am of the view that there’s some real biology going on here.

I’ve given up trying to vocalize (beyond a syllable or two) while fucking. It doesn’t work. The more I’m trying to say the less my passion rules the moment. Climax?… forget it. I can’t explain it, but it’s a real thing.

Neuroscientists, please weigh in…

Maybe it's because we have no choice but squeak when there's a big hairy thing jumping up and down on us?

Or it could be a sociological thing: the female wants to attract other males, in the hope of spreading her evolutionary net a little further, while the male is trying to shut her down, to maintain exclusive access to her egg plant.

 

[MillieDynamite]

With egg plant, big cock, and much sex you get babies!

Maybe it's because we have no choice but squeak when there's a big hairy thing jumping up and down on us?

Or it could be a sociological thing: the female wants to attract other males, in the hope of spreading her evolutionary net a little further, while the male is trying to shut her down, to maintain exclusive access to her egg plant.

 

[stickygirl]

With egg plant, big cock, and much sex you get babies!

Or a chicken moussaka