How do you recognise a big cock without seeing it?

[Zootonius]

I'm sitting in a bar, and a man orders a drink; the bartender puts it in front of him. A wee little man leaps out of his pocket, kicking the drink off the bar, and jumps back in his pocket. I ask him, "What the fuck was that?"

He says, "I was shipwrecked, found this lamp, when I rubbed, out popped a Genie. She said, 'I'll grant you three wishes.' In order, I wished to be rescued, to win millions in the lottery, and to have a ten-inch prick. Bartender, can I have another round, please? Well, I was rescued within the hour. Won the lottery the very day I got home." The bartender put another shot in front of him, and the man jumped out, kicking the drink off the bar again. "And obviously, got my ten-inch prick as well. Just not the prick I had in mind."

A similar story. Guy sits at a bar holding a small box. The bartender asks "What's in the box." The guy replies, "You won't believe this."

He pulls out a 12 inch tall man and a tiny piano, and the little man begins playing it.

After, the bartender say, "That's amazing! But how come your only 12 inches tall?"

And the pianist says, "One day, I came across a leprechaun trapped under a tree and rescued him. As a reward he granted me one wish, but he misunderstood."

 

[EmilyMiller]

Those are the ones hanging around one of my many seal doubles' corpses.

Also, super cute They're gorgeous!

I like the Turkey Vultures too, but the Black Vultures are my favorites

 

[EmilyMiller]

So cute, but even cuter

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Looking at that image, how come it took us so long to figure out that birds were dinosaurs?

 

[NuclearFairy]

Looking at that image, how come it took us so long to figure out that birds were dinosaurs?

Because people stubbornly held to the belief that dinosaurs don't have feathers. XD I mean, we have raptor skin impressions with feathers so detailed that scientists have determined that they were colored like a raven, but how many of the scycle clawed toys and animations do you see properly feathered?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Because people stubbornly held to the belief that dinosaurs don't have feathers. XD I mean, we have raptor skin impressions with feathers so detailed that scientists have determined that they were colored like a raven, but how many of the scycle clawed toys and animations do you see properly feathered?

To be fair, not all dino’s were feathered. And in some the adults lost them. But the melanosomes-based reconstructions are amazing.

 

[EmilyMiller]

To be fair, not all dino’s were feathered. And in some the adults lost them. But the melanosomes-based reconstructions are amazing.

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I guess (am I getting this right, @Cagivagurl ?) that’s sort of a BBC.

 

[EmilyMiller]

But the melanosomes-based reconstructions are amazing.

When people disparage science, I think they have no clue just how fucking smart we sometimes are.

 

[Britva415]

When people disparage science, I think they have no clue just how fucking smart we sometimes are.

I don't know how they would have any clue about that.

 

[Cagivagurl]

I guess (am I getting this right, @Cagivagurl ?) that’s sort of a BBC.

The BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) Have often been referred to as dinosaurs...
Or at least old farts....
So, perhaps a good comparison.

 

[anthrodisiac]

To be fair, not all dino’s were feathered. And in some the adults lost them. But the melanosomes-based reconstructions are amazing.

And they sure make some hot as fuck anthros

 

[EmilyMiller]

And they sure make some hot as fuck anthros

 

[Jorunn]

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So true - if women (or gay men) could ID concealed cock size by sight alone, every guy would tape a summer sausage inside their trousers. I had a story idea where a guy does this (often), and by the time the women discover the truth in the bedroom, they are so horny that they have sex anyway.

 

[anthrodisiac]

So true - if women (or gay men) could ID concealed cock size by sight alone, every guy would tape a summer sausage inside their trousers. I had a story idea where a guy does this (often), and by the time the women discover the truth in the bedroom, they are so horny that they have sex anyway.

But what do they do with the sausage?

 

[stickygirl]

I'm wondering how women (and some men) go about judging the size of a man's (big) penis. Earlier I thought it would be simple, just checking what condoms they have. Now I'm wondering if that would even work. Condoms are less common these days, and I'm not sure how many could recognise the special brands between the absolute cornucopia of brands in all colours that exist.

With showers, growers, and sock enjoyers it is impossible to just see it through the clothes. Physical prowess? Or they drive a crappy car and got nothing to prove? Or is the only evidence the one that smacks you in the face?

Why?
So long as it doesn't provoke either of these comments, who cares?
"You're butting my cervix"
"Is it in?"

 

[stickygirl]

But what do they do with the sausage?

prick it then hold it over an open fire

 

[anthrodisiac]

prick it then hold it over an open fire

In my head, the scene ran out as roughly:

Guy gets girl back to his place, but hasn't disposed of the sausage yet. She's ready to go, annoyed that he's hesitating. So he reluctantly pulls off his pants, revealing the sausage. She's shocked, but also kinda hungry, so they snack on it then fuck like bunnies.

Which prompted a massively viscereal YEEEEK! from me, because ain't no way that thing is clean.

Cooking's probably better

 

[stickygirl]

In my head, the scene ran out as roughly:

Guy gets girl back to his place, but hasn't disposed of the sausage yet. She's ready to go, annoyed that he's hesitating. So he reluctantly pulls off his pants, revealing the sausage. She's shocked, but also kinda hungry, so they snack on it then fuck like bunnies.

Which prompted a massively viscereal YEEEEK! from me, because ain't no way that thing is clean.

Cooking's probably better

But there again, who hasn't swallowed raw meat?

I'd prefer it if the guy brought a quiche and salad

 

[TheLobster]

Assuming we still want to answer the question more seriously (the question being, I believe, how to more accurately guess the guy's penis size based on SFW indicators), I'm surprised the one absolutely obvious response didn't come up.

Yes, there is the finger ratio @anthrodisiac mentioned, and it's not just that one study about direct correlation to penis size. The ratio is known to be correlated with many other relevant factors, like the levels of prenatal testosterone, although IIRC the direction of the correlation that would increase likelihood of having a large dick might be the same one that increases probability the man is gay.

So, what's the obvious response?

Height, of course. Everything bigger in bigger people. In other words, if a guy breaks through one of the sixes, it's quite likely he breaks through the other, too.

 

[StillStunned]

 

[anthrodisiac]

Assuming we still want to answer the question more seriously (the question being, I believe, how to more accurately guess the guy's penis size based on SFW indicators), I'm surprised the one absolutely obvious response didn't come up.

Yes, there is the finger ratio @anthrodisiac mentioned, and it's not just that one study about direct correlation to penis size. The ratio is known to be correlated with many other relevant factors, like the levels of prenatal testosterone, although IIRC the direction of the correlation that would increase likelihood of having a large dick might be the same one that increases probability the man is gay.

So, what's the obvious response?

Height, of course. Everything bigger in bigger people. In other words, if a guy breaks through one of the sixes, it's quite likely he breaks through the other, too.

You're absolutely right, it's the prenatal testosterone levels that are revealed in the 2D:4D ratio. Probably should've made that more clear But those higher prenatal levels do have downstream effects later in life, including increased likelihood of same-sex attraction and prostate cancer, among many others.

Interestingly, they did note that height was correlated to flaccid penis size, but not necessarily fully extended length.

 

[TheLobster]

Interestingly, they did note that height was correlated to flaccid penis size, but not necessarily fully extended length.

That is interesting. Seems like the grower vs. shower phenomenon is controlled by different genes than body size, so its effects are cumulative with it.

Which kinda makes me wonder: what is that phenomenon, anyway? I don’t think anyone studied it in enough detail, because, for one, it would probably require a postmortem examination of anatomical differences and combined with prior knowledge as to where the deceased fell on the spectrum — so, uhm, yeah, good luck with that.

 

[lovecraft68]

But what do they do with the sausage?

I don't know but it would be like if a woman stuffs her bra and it becomes a wonder bra

You take it off and wonder where they went.

 

[EvaLane]

What does a vegan, a rock climber, and a dude with a big cock have in common?

 

[metrifonate]

What does a vegan, a rock climber, and a dude with a big cock have in common?

Did I tell you I have a big cock?

 

[old_prof]

You can listen to the locker room nickname for someone.

I know non-baseball fans are unlikely to know who Randy Johnson is. He was one of the greatest baseball pitchers in history. He's 6'9" (well over 2 meters) tall, but his nickname among his teammates was Big Unit. The media picked up on calling him that and then it was funny hearing them try to explain the nickname on TV after they slipped up and used it.

He apparently doesn't care for the nickname, it started out as more teasing by teammates. There are other tall athletes, none of whom got similar nicknames. I'm willing to bet he is exceptionally endowed, although I have never seen it (nor do I have any desire to).