How great is katiebarthedoor? Read this

[veryblueeyes]

katiebarthedoor’s penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.

A wee bit of an obsession with Bi's e-love, eh?

 

[Spence99]

I got him beat.

I'm former heavyweight champion of the world, taught Betty Crocker how to cook and Daniel Boone how to be a real man, and I beat Spock and Data in a 3 man chess game. Oh, someone stole the patten on my time machine too.

And as you celebrated. katiebarthedoor roundhouse kicked you and killed you.

 

[Spence99]

A wee bit of an obsession with Bi's e-love, eh?

It's a joke. Just laugh. It's easier.

 

[Spence99]

When katiebarthedoor runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

 

[veryblueeyes]

It's a joke. Just laugh. It's easier.

I was teasing ya but you have to admit, it is quite funny that you started a thread about it.

 

[marshalt]

Who is katiebarthedoor?

 

[Spence99]

I was teasing ya but you have to admit, it is quite funny that you started a thread about it.

Yeah, thanks for that.

Yes, I'm obsessed with katiebarthedoor. I want to have a million of his babies.

Or I think he's cool and thought he would think this thread is funny.

 

[Spence99]

Who is katiebarthedoor?

katiebarthedoor is probably the person who will kill you, but you won't know because katiebarthedoor will kill you so fast you won't know what hit you.

 

[Spence99]

In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states “All records are currently held by katiebarthedoor, and the records listed in this book are only the records of those people who have come closest to katiebarthedoor’s records.”

 

[Spence99]

When katiebarthedoor plays baseball he hits a homerun every time by roundhouse kicking the baseball. He then procedes to fuck all the girls in the stadium.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

And as you celebrated. katiebarthedoor roundhouse kicked you and killed you.

He's probably the one that stole the pattent on my time machine.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Who is katiebarthedoor?

I'd like to know that too.

 

[Spence99]

He's probably the one that stole the pattent on my time machine.

katiebarthedoor doesn't steal anything. He invented everything. But he will steal your woman and fuck her. After all, he's katiebarthedoor.

 

[Spence99]

When katiebarthedoor was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history.

 

[pretty_green_eyes]

I have laughed my way through that list.

Great job, Spence.
(but you may want to reread the one about if katiebarthedoor can't see you...you may want to edit it.)

 

[pink]

i love it. ahahahahahahaha

 

[Spence99]

katiebarthedoor has two speeds: walk and kill.

 

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[Redatlit]

Great job, Spence.

 

[Spence99]

When katiebarthedoor goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

katiebarthedoor doesn't steal anything. He invented everything. But he will steal your woman and fuck her. After all, he's katiebarthedoor.

I better tell Katie to bar the door.

 

[Spence99]

katiebarthedoor is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

A katiebarthedoor yawn causes multiple orgasms for the nearest woman.

 

[pink]

When katiebarthedoor plays baseball he hits a homerun every time by roundhouse kicking the baseball. He then procedes to fuck all the girls in the stadium.

Now that game i want to watch.

 

[Spence99]

katiebarthedoor commands all five lions of Voltron simultaneously.

katiebarthedoor once fucked Margaret Thatcher. When asked what katiebarthedoor said: "She was the only bitch left I hadn't fucked."

 

[Spence99]

Sonic booms are really katiebarthedoor’s orgasms.