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[Spence99]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures katiebarthedoor has allowed to live.

 

[luxey313]

he changed my insides- made them his.
I have his eyes.

he owns.

 

[Spence99]

When katiebarthedoor does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

 

[katiebarthedoor]

at 10, katiebarthedoor was kicked out of the boy scouts for forcing himself on his scoutmaster.

 

[luxey313]

at 10, katiebarthedoor was kicked out of the boy scouts for forcing himself on his scoutmaster.

strongest man alive.
truth.

 

[1HF]

This thread is hilarious..good job Spence

 

[Spence99]

katiebarthedoor can slam a revolving door.

 

[luxey313]

katie has lungs of steel.
he can hotbox a smoke in under 30 seconds.
seen it.
with these peepers.

 

[Spence99]

When katiebarthedoor calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

 

[Spence99]

katiebarthedoor wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. (not sure if that one is in here, I was drunk last night when I made this thread )

 

[luxey313]

katiebarthedoor wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. (not sure if that one is in here, I was drunk last night when I made this thread )

trick answer.
he runs up in every girl- cock of ultimate power.
no rubber. ever.

 

[Spence99]

katiebarthedoor has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

 

[Spence99]

A woman once said "make love to me" to katiebarthedoor. He fucked her non-stop for 400 days. She came so much she ended up in traction. At the hospital, katiebarthedoor fucked her nurse.

 

[Spence99]

If you Google search "katiebarthedoor getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

 

[glo33]

That is sooooo Chuck Norris, dear.

...so funny you mentioned him....i just got a glimps of him on TV a minute ago....

 

[katiebarthedoor]

katie has lungs of steel.
he can hotbox a smoke in under 30 seconds.
seen it.
with these peepers.

katiebarthedoor wore a smoking jacket and sipped brandy while he enjoyed his cigarette in the mens room in highschool.

 

[Redneck_Cowboy]

i'm sure she isnt the cosmopolitain, man of the world you are.

I hope not.

It would be hard for her to explain her tits

 

[katiebarthedoor]

trick answer.
he runs up in every girl- cock of ultimate power.
no rubber. ever.

too true.
katiebarthedoor had the pope forbid condoms.

 

[luxey313]

katiebarthedoor wore a smoking jacket and sipped brandy while he enjoyed his cigarette in the mens room in highschool.

charged admission- pay one fee, drink all nite for free

too true.
katiebarthedoor had the pope forbid condoms.

it is why I love you.

 

[Spence99]

Thousands of years ago katiebarthedoor came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

 

[Spence99]

katiebarthedoor is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

 

[MissCorrupt]

This thread is fantastic

Don't know anything about who it's about, but fantastic none the less.

 

[Spence99]

katiebarthedoor craps photon torpedos.

 

[Spence99]

A high tide means katiebarthedoor is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

 

[Spence99]

katiebarthedoor fucked Mary Magdelene before Jesus did.