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katiebarthedoor fucked Mary Magdelene before Jesus did.

katiebarthedoor makes paul bunyan sit down when he pees.

 

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katiebarthedoor craps photon torpedos.

katiebarthedoor can eat a christmas tree, then piss a perfect martini.

 

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katiebarthedoor invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

 

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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, katiebarthedoor once made a field goal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

 

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured katiebarthedoor instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as katiebarthedoor roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

 

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katiebarthedoor invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

more impressive still: katiebarthedoor invented sexual intercourse and football at the same time.

 

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears katiebarthedoor pajamas

 

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There is no such thing as global warming. katiebarthedoor was cold, so he turned the sun up.

 

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The Titanic didn't sink because it hit an ice berg. katiebarthedoor threw a rock at it.

 

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katiebarthedoor once made love to a women in a desert. He pulled out to blow his load. That desert is now the Amazon forest.

 

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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like katiebarthedoor. But usually they grow up just to be killed by katiebarthedoor.

 

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When katiebarthedoor was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

 

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barry bonds was actually injecting katiebarthedoor testosterone.

 

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears katiebarthedoor pajamas

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to katiebarthedoor. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly