shmily
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Just me
How many pets do you have
just 1 my little 5 yr old BiDoodle. he is my traveling companion.
How Many Kids do you have?
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Just me
How many pets do you have
Just me
How many pets do you have
Just 1 monster.
How many girls do you have ?
None
How many clocks do you have?

How many total morons have you come across on lit?
How many phones do you have (home/cell)
How many pieces of jewelry do you wear on a given day?
Not even one, come to think of it...
How many panties you own?
About 30 pairs
How many tattoos do you have?
Zero
How many piercings do you have?
Four but they are all in my ears.
How many swimsuits/trunks do you own?

Two, both "Daniel Craig" style. After donning them, I stand forlornly on the beach waiting for Bond heroines to throw themselves at me.
How many vibrators have you broken or worn out?
One, and it was a sad night.
How many types of lube do you have?

How many battery operated toys do you own?
Two. I had three until yesterday when one broke.
How many different people have seen your genitals in 2016?


6Two. I had three until yesterday when one broke.
How many different people have seen your genitals in 2016?
How many people have enjoyed your genitals in 2016?
Besides myself (and I am a big fan), only one. It has been the slowest year of the last twenty.
How many prescription medicines do you take every day?

None. Last I heard alcohol is still over the counter.
How many drinks will you have on any given day?
On a weekday about two.
How many bottles of liquor do you keep on hand?
5, well shorts that would double as a swimsuitA fully stocked bar, so about 12.
They're rarely used.
How many swimsuits do you own?
A fully stocked bar, so about 12.
They're rarely used.
How many swimsuits do you own?
5, well shorts that would double as a swimsuit
How many shot glasses do you own?
Two, I think.
How many times have you been skinny dipping?